Dr. Geoff DOOM, notary public
@geoffdoom.bsky.social
scientist wizard engineer despot notary satirist
H-Has a work of fiction ever forced you to reexamine one of the defining relationships of your life?
Richards?!
#heatedrivalry
Richards?!
#heatedrivalry
February 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
H-Has a work of fiction ever forced you to reexamine one of the defining relationships of your life?
Richards?!
#heatedrivalry
Richards?!
#heatedrivalry
Mike Johnson condescended to the Pope on biblical scholarship.
DOOM clearly respects a health self-image, but dude!
DOOM clearly respects a health self-image, but dude!
February 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Mike Johnson condescended to the Pope on biblical scholarship.
DOOM clearly respects a health self-image, but dude!
DOOM clearly respects a health self-image, but dude!
Do Latverians even care about the Killgrave files anymore? It’s pretty boring stuff. DOOM thinks it really is time for the country to get on to something else.
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Do Latverians even care about the Killgrave files anymore? It’s pretty boring stuff. DOOM thinks it really is time for the country to get on to something else.
PROCLAMATION: To assuage any lingering Latverian anxiety after yesterday’s unpleasantness, botycams will be installed on all DOOMbots.
DOOM only laments that the domestic terrorist of Mrs. Kowalcyzk’s 3rd grade class of P.S. 616 made this move necessary.
DOOM only laments that the domestic terrorist of Mrs. Kowalcyzk’s 3rd grade class of P.S. 616 made this move necessary.
February 4, 2026 at 2:39 PM
PROCLAMATION: To assuage any lingering Latverian anxiety after yesterday’s unpleasantness, botycams will be installed on all DOOMbots.
DOOM only laments that the domestic terrorist of Mrs. Kowalcyzk’s 3rd grade class of P.S. 616 made this move necessary.
DOOM only laments that the domestic terrorist of Mrs. Kowalcyzk’s 3rd grade class of P.S. 616 made this move necessary.
DOOM admits no fault, but the #HeritageFoundation clearly misunderstood that boiling frog analogy when DOOM explained it very clearly.
The key is for the frog not to notice your rat-fuckery. Which part is confusing?
The key is for the frog not to notice your rat-fuckery. Which part is confusing?
February 4, 2026 at 2:19 PM
DOOM admits no fault, but the #HeritageFoundation clearly misunderstood that boiling frog analogy when DOOM explained it very clearly.
The key is for the frog not to notice your rat-fuckery. Which part is confusing?
The key is for the frog not to notice your rat-fuckery. Which part is confusing?
The problem with modern villainy is the lack of all subtlety.
DOOM lamented just that with Johann and Mephisto before that ill-fated game of Wingspan turned violent.
DOOM lamented just that with Johann and Mephisto before that ill-fated game of Wingspan turned violent.
February 4, 2026 at 1:07 PM
The problem with modern villainy is the lack of all subtlety.
DOOM lamented just that with Johann and Mephisto before that ill-fated game of Wingspan turned violent.
DOOM lamented just that with Johann and Mephisto before that ill-fated game of Wingspan turned violent.
Reports that DOOM soiled his armor during a recent press conference are malicious slander!
That was a DOOMbot’s very natural CPU venting process.
Lesser men may question the faith they place in an errant air biscuit, but DOOM is always in control!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
That was a DOOMbot’s very natural CPU venting process.
Lesser men may question the faith they place in an errant air biscuit, but DOOM is always in control!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
February 4, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Reports that DOOM soiled his armor during a recent press conference are malicious slander!
That was a DOOMbot’s very natural CPU venting process.
Lesser men may question the faith they place in an errant air biscuit, but DOOM is always in control!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
That was a DOOMbot’s very natural CPU venting process.
Lesser men may question the faith they place in an errant air biscuit, but DOOM is always in control!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
DOOMbots serving in Latveria’s Parliament have been malfunctioning once they near the end of lifecycle.
Early warning signs include a stiffening of the central support column and sudden idealogical reversals.
More study is needed. DOOM will uncover how Richards!! is causing this and why.
Early warning signs include a stiffening of the central support column and sudden idealogical reversals.
More study is needed. DOOM will uncover how Richards!! is causing this and why.
February 4, 2026 at 7:35 AM
DOOMbots serving in Latveria’s Parliament have been malfunctioning once they near the end of lifecycle.
Early warning signs include a stiffening of the central support column and sudden idealogical reversals.
More study is needed. DOOM will uncover how Richards!! is causing this and why.
Early warning signs include a stiffening of the central support column and sudden idealogical reversals.
More study is needed. DOOM will uncover how Richards!! is causing this and why.
DOOM finds the persecution of Elon Musk an outrage! What is the point of buying a government if entire other countries can hold one accountable for one’s words and deeds at any moment?! Preposterous!
February 4, 2026 at 7:15 AM
DOOM finds the persecution of Elon Musk an outrage! What is the point of buying a government if entire other countries can hold one accountable for one’s words and deeds at any moment?! Preposterous!
DOOM sends thoughts and prayers to Mitch McConnell during his recovery. May he receive just as much care and compassion as he has given to the rest of the world.
February 4, 2026 at 6:34 AM
DOOM sends thoughts and prayers to Mitch McConnell during his recovery. May he receive just as much care and compassion as he has given to the rest of the world.
A day approaches when the world will see the truth as clearly as DOOM!
On that day the halls of DOOMstadt will ring with a hearty laughter as DOOM turns his full attention to the secret Stranger Things finale.
On that day the halls of DOOMstadt will ring with a hearty laughter as DOOM turns his full attention to the secret Stranger Things finale.
February 4, 2026 at 6:20 AM
A day approaches when the world will see the truth as clearly as DOOM!
On that day the halls of DOOMstadt will ring with a hearty laughter as DOOM turns his full attention to the secret Stranger Things finale.
On that day the halls of DOOMstadt will ring with a hearty laughter as DOOM turns his full attention to the secret Stranger Things finale.
To honor Latveria’s bicentennial DOOM has ordered the DOOMbots to build a monumental, triumphant arch of 250 feet and 1 inch.
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
To honor Latveria’s bicentennial DOOM has ordered the DOOMbots to build a monumental, triumphant arch of 250 feet and 1 inch.
DOOM appreciates the wicked pointy turns of Machiavellian machinations as much as the next dictator, but Stephen Miller makes DOOM really uncomfortable.
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
DOOM appreciates the wicked pointy turns of Machiavellian machinations as much as the next dictator, but Stephen Miller makes DOOM really uncomfortable.
DOOM is almighty!
Heed this warning, cashier Jessica: If not given every topping that was promised in the little photo, DOOM will issue forth with an online review of such withering, bitchy fury, the likes of which the Creamery of Cold Stone has never seen!
Heed this warning, cashier Jessica: If not given every topping that was promised in the little photo, DOOM will issue forth with an online review of such withering, bitchy fury, the likes of which the Creamery of Cold Stone has never seen!
February 4, 2026 at 1:50 AM
DOOM is almighty!
Heed this warning, cashier Jessica: If not given every topping that was promised in the little photo, DOOM will issue forth with an online review of such withering, bitchy fury, the likes of which the Creamery of Cold Stone has never seen!
Heed this warning, cashier Jessica: If not given every topping that was promised in the little photo, DOOM will issue forth with an online review of such withering, bitchy fury, the likes of which the Creamery of Cold Stone has never seen!