Wow, that’s surprisingly low for a Jim Henson puppet.

I would fight for Meteora.

I didn’t realize my conure, who can’t land without crashing into what she’s trying to perch on, was so introspective.

I know how you feel, it’s devastating.

You matter to me, Sarah. 😞

I’d happily attend these with you. That looks rad as hell.

I’ve been to a few at an old dollar theater back in high school, but that place is a grocery store now. 😞 The only other place I know only does Rocky Horror once a month. It is what it is.

Hey at least you have a shitty indie theater downtown! I got nothing like that here. 😞

It sounds delightfully unhinged.

I dropped it back off at the Whole Foods. The girl behind the counter was real confused at first and thought I was trying to return an ups package.

Yeah. Amazon must use them to deliver returns, but the dumbasses brought it right back to me. Great that they managed to find my address with something I don’t want, but are dragging their feet to refund a package they lost at the beginning of October.

Haha, my siblings would never! But, you are right. I need to update my will, it’s been a few years.

The only one I didn’t find at a thrift store was the black woman. I bought her from an antique store. I think all these ladies were in a home of an elderly person who passed and their family just tossed stuff in the donation bin without actually looking at them or caring what goes.

She’s joining a whole coven of paintings with boobs in my bedroom. 😂

So almost as soon as I posted it, I found a very, very faint signature. I can’t really make it out, but the year on it is 1935.

I can’t really be sure, it looks to me like ‘Dikokotons’ but I don’t think that’s correct, it’s so hard to make out. It was a pain in the ass to get on camera.

I wish I had the choice to never use them, but sadly it’s usually the go-to for a lot of online shops.

The dress was for an upcoming video I was planning on shooting this weekend to get out in time for Halloween, but now I have to scramble to find something else. 😡

Oh and good luck trying to reach a human on their customer service line. 😑