It's official: Real Housewife of Homeland Security Kristi Noem is now even more of a national embarrassment than she was before she got her Mar-a-lago makeover.

She's here to "liberate" California? Right. Just like Putin wants to "liberate" Ukraine.

My adult idea of Colecovision under the Christmas tree, I've been excitedly playing this every day since. I make us "Roman Mochas," a saved custom setting of 2-shot espresso + mildly sweet cocoa powder & generous pour of extra-creamy steamed milk. One of my happy diversions from our chaotic world.

I don't know if Hell exists. But if it does, it most certainly has its VIP suite ready & waiting for Donald Trump.