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oat goblin (REAL)
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yer grains, give em to me
just look at that silly billy, what a guy!
August 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
LESS TALKING, MORE RAIDING
July 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
my boy... my little fishy boy, my humble feebas boy finally given his due, a thousand piscine blessings on your house...
July 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
gruk, is this truck?
July 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
jesus christ Genndy, you know you can just open a patreon if your wallet's hurting that badly, right? there's actual ravening hordes of us willing to bankrupt ourselves just to get more stuff like Primal, you really don't need to go making John-K-core garbage like this
July 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
oh fuck YES TUROK EVOLUTION MENTIONED, I FUCKING LOVE GUNNING DOWN COWBOYS RIDING T-REXES WITH MOUNTED ROCKET TURRETS AND BLOWING LIZARDMEN TO SMITHEREENS WITH BOMB ARROWS
July 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
>tfw you're trying to do a standard, by the book investigation into a serial killer but your partner insists on coming swinging out the gate with the centenarian stretch-armstrong truther shit
July 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
fellow cheese criminal here, I will just eat straight slices whole, right out of the packet, but sometimes I strip away the edges to make a little countrylike shape, and then I tear it into smaller pieces and give them little province names, and then have them bitterly secede by horking them down
July 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
that DK goes absurdly hard. absolute power emanating from that ape, I wholeheartedly believe in his crystal-coconut-given right to rule Kongo Bongo Island when I look at that gorilla.
June 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
for me, it's this and the absurd concepts they present as deadly serious in the films. "what if dinosaurs were weaponized by the MIC?" "what if a few dozen dinosaurs escaped and formed wildly invasive populations in the span of four years?" what if JP4 was rightfully left to rot in development hell?
June 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
puritanism is puritanism, be it presenting as progressive or honest about its regressive nature. never give these people an inch, because they will take a country mile and use that breadth to other marginalized people in the name of "safety" and "goodness".
June 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Ignoring every Ian-Malcolm-esque warning and even plain old common sense, they let the dogs out.
June 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
please... I beg you... a drawing, a mere doodle for poor Feebas...
May 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
real, it's so jarring and frankly annoying to read through replies on a post by an artist you like and find a disconcerting amount of "pithy" and "powerful" facebook-quality resist-posts that have genuinely no relevance whatsoever to the art in question
May 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
YYYEAH DUNK-TOOTHED DRAGONS, WE KNEEL FOR THE DUNK IN THIS HOUSE

WOOOOOOOOO
May 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It is 1999. WW2 looms, but has not begun. Führer Karl Hisgler has resigned after finding love, and is succeeded by Wagner Hiwotanler, who promises to "harness cosmic pulsar vrill to regain Danzig." All pray that the world's supply of bad bitches continues to match Germany's supply of hyperincels.
May 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Even if the power of love takes Hitler out of the equation, Himmler will naturally rise to fill the void. Power of love reaches Hitler's top chicken farmer? A wackier, previously unknown German whose name begins with Hi- and ends with -ler will take his place every time. It's just how it works.
May 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
they tooked he frill 😔
May 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
alright are we counting the yeti as a monster? because if the yeti is a monster then the Grinch is absolutely a monster, since for all intents and purposes he is a greener, verbal, dilf-presenting yeti
May 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Ending this bitch's entire career
May 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
That's right, Jaypir!
May 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I had no idea the dendra panoply would look so damn good on an uruk, but here we are. God, I love bronze-age fantasy.
May 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Rachel-Maddow-tide and its consequences have been a disaster for Bluesky vibes.
April 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Just a little technical problem...
April 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM