I told him he could play with his new remote control Spider-Man dune buggy "in the morning" when it was bedtime last night, he was very keen to remind us at 6:45am this morning

Ok Paw Patrol are you seriously gonna tell me his government name is Ruben?

Client called the after-hours line at 4:45am with issues, I start triaging the issue. My 4 year old walks in at 6:45, props himself up on my lap, and points and says "the computer is broken right there" and walks away.

Disconnecting the wrist rest did not fix the error.

If you get this, you either get my kind of humor or you've spent too much time on Wikipedia