Oh they’re spectacular truly. You’re very welcome, made me feel like home used to be once, for a minute.

Definitely worth the click through!

Simply lovely.

Wow

Obvs. As you should.
I hadn’t heard a Chick reference since forever ago. Was rather a blast. 😉

Are you allowed to make Jack Chick references? Does anyone remember Chick Tracts?

Aesthetic Juxtaposition: Tiny beak, big death energy. That’s not just a mouse—it’s a conquest. A trophy. A Tinder photo, apparently.

Behavioral Curveball: Opportunistic predator with a flair for dramatic posing. Eats mice and smaller birds in harsh winters.
Emotional Tone: Existential whiplash. You came for a songbird, stayed for the surprise horror genre reveal.

☠️ Why Blightwing Belongs:
Subversion Level: Extreme. Looks like a plushy ball of song and sunshine. Kills like a raptor in miniature.

🐦 Companion Induction Proposal

Name: Blightwing
Species: Great Tit (Parus major)
Title: Companion of the Misjudged Melodist
Field: Archive of Absurd Allegiances – Cute But Carnivorous

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