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Christian Gentzel
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I hate AI “art” with every fiber of being, and I think this comic does a great job breaking down why you should too.
October 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
August 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Bill Williams is, and will always be, the heart of WBIR. An absolute treasure of a human being who touched countless lives.

Thank you for setting the standard of what it means to be Straight From the Heart.

Rest easy, B.A.S.
August 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
One day, you’re a college kid learning ingenious cooking tricks involving ice cube trays from @aragusea.bsky.social videos.

Next thing you know, you’re 30-years-old, asking him for his thoughts on parasocial relationships as a content creator, all while struggling to look at the camera.
August 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Hastily had to make a banger.
August 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If this dude’s shiny isn’t blue, I’m gonna be mildly upset until I remember that I’m adult in his 30s who pays taxes with more important things to be angry about.
July 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
July 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Also, here’s a goofy moment that happened when I was playing Pokémon Violet.
July 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Brb. Printing out this post and mailing it to my mom so she can hang it on her fridge because the strangers on the internet think I’m cool.
July 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"Meet the Grams" - Kendrick Lamar (2024)
March 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Tell me Jon Moxley is the GOAT without explicitly saying Jon Moxley is the GOAT 🤼‍♂️

www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/jon...
November 11, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Nice to know that Five Below is carrying Aqua Teen Hunger Force merch
November 3, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Also, there’s a reason Pidgeot gets used in all of my Kanto play throughs.

Look at this unit.

This is what peak avian performance looks like, sweatie.
October 31, 2024 at 4:24 PM
The Pokémon TCG equivalent of, “Don’t talk to me or my sons ever again.”
October 31, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Since we're on the topic of the Usos, quick sidebar about their dad, Rikishi:

One day when I was five, I asked my dad how Rikishi got so big.

He told me, verbatim, "He eats 400 McDonald's cheeseburgers every day."

According to my math, that means each Uso eats 200 McDonald's cheeseburgers daily.
April 7, 2024 at 5:51 PM
As a dude who grew up playing an unhealthy amount of Pokémon and still enjoys the franchise to this day, this is super surreal.

Thank you @nobogasawara.bsky.social for playing a pivotal role in something I love.
February 10, 2024 at 8:24 PM