My son says when he grows up he is going to invent a transportation device you can fit in your pocket.

I told him to hurry!

My app said this when I opened it.

Tony told Kelce that he would pay his fine if he dunked it- they all knew the fine was coming.

Granted I'm a Chiefs fan but they act like we've been amazing forever and not the last 6/8 years?

I get it's not fun to watch one team win all the time but all the Chiefs fans survived the Brady and the Patriots era so I think everyone will be just fine.

Waves sadly as your neighbor 18 miles to your north.

I'm a blue dot in a rural Kansas county that went 87 percent for Trump. I can't escape what the other side thinks. Someone down the street bought a "too big to rig" banner and has hung it since the election.

Yup- right around there!

I tell mine he is acting Ohio when he does it. Gotta keep up with the times.

Is he around 4th grade?

It's John Cena and Kobe over here.

Art + crypto= money laundering buddies.

We do Murdle as a family in the evenings- my 10 and 12 year old boys love it. They think the weapon descriptions are particularly hilarious.