HERTA GET UPPPPPP😭😭😭 -📝

(However, it is the closest one could get to a smile, if one is Ruan Mei.)

…Yes.

(That’s all she says for a moment, before realizing that elaborating would be beneficial.)

Hello, Satanas. It is a pleasure to meet you…I am Ruan Mei.

(Her tone is a bit robotic—but she does mean it genuinely.)

2/2

(She pauses abruptly, looking up at the woman with a seemingly blank expression. The corner of her mouth twitches. To most others—with the exception of those who are familiar with her—Ruan Mei would appear entirely disinterested with the subject matter.)

(1/2)

(If Ruan Mei is at all overstepping, she is either disregarding that notion, or entirely unaware.)

It’s in my nature to be interested. Life is a beautiful thing—you and your kind must also be included in this, yes?

(2/2)

There’s a…textbook from the Xianzhou that briefly mentions Cobrakind. Most believe it’s merely heresy.

(Ruan Mei is still staring intently at Satanas’ scales—studying them, scrutinizing them.)

Though, over my time studying life, I’ve learned to be less…rigid in my thought processes.
(1/2)

wait, actually?? i’ve been enlightened. my worldview has been expanded. nous has cast THEIR gaze on me. this is great -📝

I don’t benefit from losing my precious data, and neither does your little Silver Wolf. Why not end the conflict there, hm?

(Of course, I don’t blame her for being *bored.* There’s nothing to do here…)

-🧠

GUYS PLEASE. I CAN ONLY HANDLE SO MANY STELLES AT A TIME!!!??? -📝

(as a side note, this is making me want to make a stelle account. raccoon hybrid stelle would be fun. or a Secret More Sinister Third Thing (AU i need to think of) but then again it would be weird to interact with myself on an alt??)

I wouldn't! Not normally. I couldn't care less about what she does, really. But, of course, when you threaten my work, I would have to take action, wouldn't I?

-🧠

i fear i may be a bit lacking in the...intellectual department. i forgot to sign off. this is said by madam herta, thank you for your time... -📝

Your empty threats don't scare me, you know. Besides, Screwllum can handle Silver Wolf easily. And I can always delete her save files again~

-🧠

Quit acting like it's the end of the world...it's not like either of you are going to *die* in there...probably. Don't worry, I'll have Asta compensate the Express and the Stellaron Hunters in case of any mishaps...

-🧠