Corrections: It's still Denali and Gulf of Mexico.

This may not be the most pressing issue of our times, but it bears repeating that Cowboy Carter is awesome, and US radio stations are dumb for not airing it more.

It's hard to ignore the irony of transporting undocumented immigrants to an illegally occupied territory on another nation's soil.

You just know that after the inauguration, J.D. Vance excused himself to the restroom to have a little sulk, listening to MCR’s Black Parade on his refurbished iPod. “Why am I always alone in the end?” he whispers to his reflection.

I'm fairly certain we're beyond the "Did you try turning it off and back on again?" stage.

Oh well. Vacation's over, I suppose.