Matching a normal human skin stone doesn't seem to be within his (or his handlers) wheelhouse.

Love Joshua's little smile before he throws that final combo.

"Eppstein's not my bag, baby!"

Or one the Computer would send troubleshooters to in Paranoia.

Awww yizzz.

"Dying" seems overly generous.

I don't understand the goal here. If you're mad at your kid and don't want to have contact with them, mission already accomplished. If the goal is to complain your way back into contact with them, that seems pretty impossible.

There's no other way to read it, is there? Trump's saying Trump supporters killed him because they didn't like his speech about Trump.

Yes.

Ooo! It must have been designed by the famous architect Mike Brady!

But, her book didn't fail, she was the victim of the woke left deliberately and maliciously ignoring her wondrous prose!

Folks! We did it! The Onion has 60,000 subscribers!

We're that much closer to reaching our goal of beating The Washington Post's print circulation by the end of next year. (They were last reported at 97k, but it's probably lower now.)

Thank you all. Democracy died in darkness but we're still here.