Jessie✨
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Jessie✨
@genericjessica.bsky.social
30 | she/her | ATX | bi
⋆˖⁺‧₊ ♋︎ 𖤓 ♍︎ ☽ ♏︎⇡ ₊‧⁺˖⋆
the perils of self-betterment
Pinned
Self-proclaimed Mother of Dachshunds (just two)
Someone complimented the color of my hair today & it made me realize no one’s ever done that before🥲❤️
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Agreeing to play good cop bad cop then immediately arguing over who gets to be the good cop.
November 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
me: “if a spirit is here show me a sign”
spirit: *does the smallest thing*
me: “you’re scaring me”
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
3 months later I’m finally organizing & decorating my new place.
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Rosemary & flowers🥰
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Everybody was mad at my existence today. Like me too but damn.
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Today poured new life into my soul.
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Just a Texan singing the Mamdani song.
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I love names on license plates bc when I’m road raging I can just go “MARIA GET IT TOGETHER”
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It’s SO much easier to be mean than it is to be nice. & Here I am, still on the difficult route🙄
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I can’t wait until I have enough money for hobbies again.
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Samhain time🌙
October 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I was super looking forward to a short day & long weekend & ended up getting a long day & a short weekend🙃
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’ll be dying of thirst & still refuse to drink plain water ngl.
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I am suddenly ✨so anxious✨
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Me: “lmfao”
My face: 🤨
October 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I finally had the courage to speak Spanish to a customer but all I said was “I speak a little Spanish but don’t understand much” & I was literally SO PROUD.
October 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’m nice not stupid, & if you play like they’re synonymous I can adjust to make it clear.
October 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I’m used to jobs where I have to be a professional robot 24/7 & it’s such a relief to just be myself😭
October 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My phone is 4 years old & desperately trying to warn me she wants to die🥲🙃
October 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
My check engine light has been going on & off every few days & every time it turns off I just trust that it’s fixed.
October 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I started carrying a purse again just for snacks.
October 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Sitting alone in my car & I just heard someone breathing. Spooky season steppin it up.
October 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Okokok time to dedicate myself to bsky again. Gonna challenge myself to post every day even if all I got is mindless gibberish.
October 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I got robbed by a opossum.
October 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM