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generichumanoid.bsky.social
Wesley 🍥
@generichumanoid.bsky.social
He/they, PNWer, recovering liberal since 2016, 32% unhinged and rising.

My main goal is to be at once completely honest and forthright, yet also completely incomprehensible.
Out: Spotify Wrapped
In: Year in Transit
January 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Oh my, oh dear, I appear to have upset some people. Good riddance.
May 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Even the Wikipedia editor is in on the joke.
May 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The face of evil
May 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Well that's new.
May 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Quote this post with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as a bribe
May 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
HAL belongs to a cybertruck in SC. Digging further took me to a person search site that wants money for public records.
May 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
May 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
At least some people in the comments understand what's going on.
April 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
April 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Checking in on the recreational Benadryl subreddit.
April 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hire a real, human graphic designer. You can't be "for the people" and use AI image generation.
April 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I fucking knew it.
March 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Two of the good girls I live with (family pets).
March 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Absolutely devastated.
March 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The "End DEI" tip form at the Department of Education has no email or zip code verification, so feel free to lie.
February 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
First time beating gold stake. Holo blueprint + driver's license carried with flushes and full houses.
February 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
February 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
How dare you hide this in the alt-text!?
January 7, 2025 at 6:56 AM
December 5, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Joe Biden has pardoned Waluigi
December 3, 2024 at 11:06 PM