May Godzilla watch over us all

Honestly, I think we should start pouring concrete into the data centers

I cannot imagine, this is why I tell people to show up at like 5:30 when I’ve finished almost everything.

Music, at max volume because I allow nobody else in the house until like 20 minutes before serving.
Related: my family is weird and cold, and I hate sharing kitchen space.

Diagnosis: middle age

Trying to look at June through the lens I use for Jenji Kohan protagonists, who seem sympathetic until suddenly they very much DON’T, but I’m not even halfway though S3 yet and I’m already annoyed, so

You know he just delights in saying “ducks in a row” every time he possibly can, and I love that for him