Happy Veterans' Day to everyone who served. Thank you for your keeping us safe, and for the razzle dazzle. That’s the fact, Jack.

Refuse the meatloaf and the Wonka Protocol activates. You get nothing.

Honestly, most of these are an improvement.

A big problem with adulthood is nobody wants to do a Chinese fire drill anymore.

This Sesame Street cartoon still lives rent free in my head. It's the reason I repeat "Loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter" during every grocery store visit, like a mantra.

Before “self-care,” there was Sears on a Saturday with Mom.

We grew up planning for two possible futures: Career and happily married, or "don't even kiss someone or you'll die."

We grew up in a golden age.