Me (groggily getting out of bed): UGH FINE
(goes to the bathroom)
(pees)
(goes back to bed)
Dog: ...
Me (groggily getting out of bed): UGH FINE
(goes to the bathroom)
(pees)
(goes back to bed)
Dog: ...
Donut: Motherfucker I did not put on all these sprinkles just to gummed on by a QUITTER
Me: You make a compelling point, donut
Donut: Motherfucker I did not put on all these sprinkles just to gummed on by a QUITTER
Me: You make a compelling point, donut