General Zods Chicken
@generalzodschicken.bsky.social
I’ll stand with you. If they’re not assless, they’re just leather pants.
December 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’ll stand with you. If they’re not assless, they’re just leather pants.
Stephen J. Fry edition
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Stephen J. Fry edition
I thought about the O’s when reading this even before I saw the gif. 🫤
November 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I thought about the O’s when reading this even before I saw the gif. 🫤
Really loving Rubio's face: "WTF did I do, aligning myself with this group of psychopathic morons?"
Too late now, Marco! You're stuck with this orange stain and brain-worm reject forever!
Too late now, Marco! You're stuck with this orange stain and brain-worm reject forever!
October 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Really loving Rubio's face: "WTF did I do, aligning myself with this group of psychopathic morons?"
Too late now, Marco! You're stuck with this orange stain and brain-worm reject forever!
Too late now, Marco! You're stuck with this orange stain and brain-worm reject forever!
Soooo… you’re watching the Buccaneers or you’re dwelling on the current state of the world.
September 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Soooo… you’re watching the Buccaneers or you’re dwelling on the current state of the world.
Aye, aye, Skipper 🫡
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Aye, aye, Skipper 🫡
There are so many because one good tern deserves another.
(I’ll see myself out.)
(I’ll see myself out.)
September 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
There are so many because one good tern deserves another.
(I’ll see myself out.)
(I’ll see myself out.)
Sorry. My bad.
August 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Sorry. My bad.
TWERK is also a legit word
August 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
TWERK is also a legit word
The merging of the coffee brands will be a genius portmanteau like “Pee-rig”
August 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The merging of the coffee brands will be a genius portmanteau like “Pee-rig”
Are they bringing Daft Punk to play at your house??
August 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Are they bringing Daft Punk to play at your house??
Dang it. Supposed to be “my dad the traffic engineer” 🤦♂️
August 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Dang it. Supposed to be “my dad the traffic engineer” 🤦♂️
It’s like med the traffic engineer has said many times. Building bigger roads/wider highways is like buying a bigger belt to cure obesity.
August 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It’s like med the traffic engineer has said many times. Building bigger roads/wider highways is like buying a bigger belt to cure obesity.
Watch out!! I think that baby is a member of a sleeper cell…
August 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Watch out!! I think that baby is a member of a sleeper cell…
Funny thing about radioactivity…it never tastes hazardous 🤷♂️
August 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Funny thing about radioactivity…it never tastes hazardous 🤷♂️
