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We, along with all creation, groan with anticipation for the realm that is to come.
Also now you can delete Bluesky because we won’t be back for 3 years and we’re the only reason you downloaded it anyways

#uccsynod
July 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
And with that, we make our way back up in to the air ducts of the Kansas City Convention Center, snuggled up with our prayer shawls and leftover huckleberry taffy and the flavored dental dams that you freaks didn’t use, to sleep the sleep of the just.

#uccsynod
July 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
There is so much we will miss about Kansas City, like the discarded nipple pasties on the walk up 13th ave

#uccsynod
July 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If there are any chaplains who can help us process our grief over @rushanshekar.bsky.social no longer being the moderator of #uccsynod please meet us at the fourth trashcan from the back 😭😭😭😭
July 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
YESSSSS PARLIAMENTARIANS @revterrywilliams.bsky.social #uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The return of the sparkle blazer reminds us of the sparkle of the night sky. The time when the trash cans go out 🌙 🦝🦝🦝

#uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
[not a joke]

Deeply grateful for all the General Synod Program and Planning Committee, and the Local Arrangements Committee, and everyone else who makes it possible for us to make bad jokes like it is our job for a few days

Couldn’t do it without you

#uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Serve with the help of God and KEEEEEVINNNNNNN PEEEEETTTTTEERRRRSOONNMM who helps us all

#uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“Not to think of yourself more highly than you ought,” unless you’ve visited the shrooms table, in which case, you have no choice but to think of yourself highly

#uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
@rushans.bsky.social we’re not ready to see you go!

#uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Reposted by General Synic
Soon, we might see his Cleve-age. #UCCSynod #OurWholeLives
July 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
July 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Guy who loves Cleveland stripping off a range of favorite Cleveland t shirts, preparing to invite everyone on stage into a Cleveland-themed strip tease

#uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Coastal elite delegates currently googling “where is Cleveland”

#uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Judging by the sighs throughout the conference hall, people are *disappointed* to hear that Synod 36 is in Cleveland, but people from Heartland conference still dance to “Cleveland rocks”

#uccsynpd
July 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Canada is promising to come alongside the UCC. We’re hoping they bring salmon for us #uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
American UCCers again shocked to see what sort of hope and joy is possible when you live in Canada

#uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The Local Arrangements Committee made us a VERY nice burrow in the fourth trashcan from the back—incredibly well-appointed, comfortable, and full of bbq trash

We are so grateful

#uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
With David Anderson retired, Kevin Peterson now assumes the mantle of king of everything, and we are his humble subjects #uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
David Anderson preparing to get on a red steam train out into the prairie #uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
KEVINNNNN PETTYTEERTSONNNMMM

#uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Holy Spirit relieved to return to speaking to and through her people without the conjunctions “whereas” and “therefore”

#uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Government agencies, decimated by the current fascist hellscape, stand ready to listen to and act on our resolutions

#uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“The light of hope is flickering”?

Are you talking about the candle that CONTINUES to be unlit?

#uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
“We got a bit into the weeds”

We love the weeds

The weeds are where the cicadas hide

The weeds are where the big tent full of snacks is

#uccsynod
July 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM