“SHIXIONG PLUSHIE!!!!!”
🤩😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩

// wah they’re so cute 🥺🥺🥺

“Is that supposed to be a penis?” :o

// and so the strawpage was christened xD

He smiles. Happy that dianxia thinks the same. He tucks that frog back in the magically animal safe pouch and holds up another one.

“I thought this one was cool too. It has orange feet!”

“That’s what I thought! And look at this one. It’s got spots on it that reminded me of the moles on shixiong’s face.”

// hell yeah 👍🏻

Even though a lot of bad things happened between XL and MQ, Yizhen still cares about them. They’re still nice to him and shixiong and that’s good enough for him really.

“I did! Look, this one has spots!”

Holds up a frog covered with spots.

// that actually might be toad i’m not sure alskjdjf

“Yeah! Do you like shixiong and fighting too?”

// It’s them

*ah yes the yizhen strat. sleeping thru most things and minding your business—*

// yEAH

// excuse me??? Dunno where people get that idea from but oof

Thank you, shixiong!

// do i listen or do i “that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read” about it