GeneralPhats
@generalphats.bsky.social
Gamer, Writer, Sherb stan. Sometimes I do stuff when I'm not being lazy.
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Head's always empty when you're just a floating pair of tits
September 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Head's always empty when you're just a floating pair of tits
what if i wasn't actually wrong the first time
June 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
what if i wasn't actually wrong the first time
Only tangentially related but the Clapham Grand lot had a similar bit on the Saturday
June 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Only tangentially related but the Clapham Grand lot had a similar bit on the Saturday
Seeing Ncuti dressed up like the Bradford and Bingley guy is just making me miss that ugly old headquarters that they knocked down and put a Lidl there
May 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Seeing Ncuti dressed up like the Bradford and Bingley guy is just making me miss that ugly old headquarters that they knocked down and put a Lidl there
I don't remember taking this and I have no idea whose lift that even is
May 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I don't remember taking this and I have no idea whose lift that even is
And she's *such* a good actress
March 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
And she's *such* a good actress
contrary to popular belief I do actually fuck
February 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
contrary to popular belief I do actually fuck
If mother serves in the woods and no divas are around to gag, did she even slay?
February 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If mother serves in the woods and no divas are around to gag, did she even slay?
How do I get to be this shape?
January 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
How do I get to be this shape?
If he handles it the salmon act 1986 kicks in
January 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If he handles it the salmon act 1986 kicks in
I mean don't get me wrong I love missionary but that's even less freaky than Sabrina's suggestion
December 7, 2024 at 3:18 AM
I mean don't get me wrong I love missionary but that's even less freaky than Sabrina's suggestion
Babe wake up the new Grindr hookup playlist just dropped
December 4, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Babe wake up the new Grindr hookup playlist just dropped
Like ok I get it I said the words I promise there's more to me
November 30, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Like ok I get it I said the words I promise there's more to me
Tried the BlueSkyRoast app and I'll be honest I hate reading AI generated slop at the best of times but for some reason it really latched on to a bloosk I made about IKEA gravy that literally nobody interacted with?
November 30, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Tried the BlueSkyRoast app and I'll be honest I hate reading AI generated slop at the best of times but for some reason it really latched on to a bloosk I made about IKEA gravy that literally nobody interacted with?
10/10 can recommend but boy are my fingers sore
November 30, 2024 at 4:11 AM
10/10 can recommend but boy are my fingers sore
I'll be honest I'm not entirely sure how this works but it sure is pretty
November 25, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I'll be honest I'm not entirely sure how this works but it sure is pretty
I will preface this by saying I don't always think I made the right choices
November 25, 2024 at 2:43 PM
I will preface this by saying I don't always think I made the right choices
Name a show you're positive no one else remembers
I was absolutely obsessed with this as a kid and nobody I know seems to have ever heard of it 🤷🏻
I was absolutely obsessed with this as a kid and nobody I know seems to have ever heard of it 🤷🏻
November 23, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Name a show you're positive no one else remembers
I was absolutely obsessed with this as a kid and nobody I know seems to have ever heard of it 🤷🏻
I was absolutely obsessed with this as a kid and nobody I know seems to have ever heard of it 🤷🏻
Post a thirst trap that made your notifications blow up on the bird app
IDK about 'blew up' but it was the most notifications I ever opened the app to without getting my full hog out
IDK about 'blew up' but it was the most notifications I ever opened the app to without getting my full hog out
November 21, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Post a thirst trap that made your notifications blow up on the bird app
IDK about 'blew up' but it was the most notifications I ever opened the app to without getting my full hog out
IDK about 'blew up' but it was the most notifications I ever opened the app to without getting my full hog out