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GeneralPhats
@generalphats.bsky.social
Gamer, Writer, Sherb stan. Sometimes I do stuff when I'm not being lazy.
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Head's always empty when you're just a floating pair of tits
September 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
what if i wasn't actually wrong the first time
June 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Only tangentially related but the Clapham Grand lot had a similar bit on the Saturday
June 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Seeing Ncuti dressed up like the Bradford and Bingley guy is just making me miss that ugly old headquarters that they knocked down and put a Lidl there
May 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I don't remember taking this and I have no idea whose lift that even is
May 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
this diva
May 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
And she's *such* a good actress
March 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
March 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
contrary to popular belief I do actually fuck
February 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
February 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If mother serves in the woods and no divas are around to gag, did she even slay?
February 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
How do I get to be this shape?
January 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If he handles it the salmon act 1986 kicks in
January 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I mean don't get me wrong I love missionary but that's even less freaky than Sabrina's suggestion
December 7, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Me when FCF
December 7, 2024 at 2:44 AM
gay
December 4, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Babe wake up the new Grindr hookup playlist just dropped
December 4, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Like ok I get it I said the words I promise there's more to me
November 30, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Tried the BlueSkyRoast app and I'll be honest I hate reading AI generated slop at the best of times but for some reason it really latched on to a bloosk I made about IKEA gravy that literally nobody interacted with?
November 30, 2024 at 3:24 PM
10/10 can recommend but boy are my fingers sore
November 30, 2024 at 4:11 AM
I'll be honest I'm not entirely sure how this works but it sure is pretty
November 25, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I will preface this by saying I don't always think I made the right choices
November 25, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Name a show you're positive no one else remembers

I was absolutely obsessed with this as a kid and nobody I know seems to have ever heard of it 🤷🏻
November 23, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Post a thirst trap that made your notifications blow up on the bird app

IDK about 'blew up' but it was the most notifications I ever opened the app to without getting my full hog out
November 21, 2024 at 1:14 PM