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General Boles
@generalboles.bsky.social
Former MP, former Supreme Allied Commander #WarOnTheCountryside, above average satirical photoshopper & senior advisor to Sir Keir Starmer before he became unpopular
I'm sure I could be persuaded for a small four figure consideration.

Please find attached a sample of my previous The Shining / Labour related work.
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Accidentally stumbled across this in the archive - a devastating satirical swipe at Ed Miliband and Ed Balls's unrealistic 2015 spending pledges through the medium of The Magic Porridge Pot
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Boris looks like he's about to tap up Gordon for a small loan until his next royalty cheque arrives
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I don't want to lower the tone of what is a solemn day but we should just take a moment to appreciate our future king's jawline 😍😍😍😍
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Liz Truss Side Eye 2: Remembrance Boogaloo
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
God I miss the days when we got out our protractors to check if the LOTO had bowed respectfully enough
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
She's thinking of a poppy tax isn't she
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Hey lads I don't want to be a conspiracy theorists but I'm 100% convinced that's not actually Rishi Sunak. Look at the length of the trousers 🤔
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Clever move by Camilla to stop the opposition Queens lipreading her tactics
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Philip May looking delighted to be stuck next to Zack Polanski
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Yep all in date order as well
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Grok make me a picture showing what barely concealed hatred looks like
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Lovely bit of side eye from Liz there
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
'The Goth Years' a glaring omission imo
November 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Did someone say beveragino?
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Casting for the new James Bond film has gone in an unexpected direction
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
BBC really burying the lede there
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
"OH IM A TERRIBLE PERSON, ITS BEEN TEARING ME APART, IM SO SO SORRY"

*literally 5 minutes later* #CelebrityTraitors
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Go girl, give us nothing
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
😂
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
be fair to the President, he had just woken up from a nap
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme tune plays*
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The signature of Guy Fawkes when he bought an off-plan flat and when he signed the service charge agreement
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Karoline Leavitt - NO PHOTOS PLEASE

The Press -
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
George Smiley

(Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - 2011)

#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 AM