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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him
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"Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig; es ist nicht einmal falsch!"
I apologize and advance.

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Amy Poehler (l) and Maya Rudolph (r) in the Saturday Night Live sketch “Bronx Beat”
October 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I don’t mind a President who has shit his pants, but I don’t want one who shits his pants all the time.
The Norman Rockwell meme of a man giving a speech in a public meeting. He is talking about a President who just shits his pants all the time. That president is Trump. He’s a dirty old shitpants.
October 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Do you even flit bro?
A lazy-ass hummingbird perched on a branch like a Schmuck. Hustle culture fail.
September 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Cyberpope!
art from TORG rpg featuring “The Cyberpapacy.” A cyber pope with cyber stuff cybers cyberly.
September 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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The earth is healing.
Headline screenshot "man dies after being bitten by snake coiled in his crocs"
September 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Tag yourself, I’m tall and fat.
An Oshkosh overalls ad with several categories of Short/Regular/Tall and Thin/Regular/Fat pictured.
August 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Huzzah! I found my long thought lost Dork Forest shirt from when @brodiehubbard.com & I were podcast guests of @jackiekashian.bsky.social way in history back, in the old world, before the poxaclypse when we still had the knowin’ and the doin’ of a lotta things.

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A black “ranger of the Dork Forest” t-shirt circa a million billion years ago before fighting’ got to killin’ and killin’ got to warrin’ and that was nearly the death of us all. It has an intricate design in green colors with a panoply of dorkish things upon it.
August 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Front view is like:
The "WAT" meme lady. A grey haired toothless senior woman in a muu muu who looks a lot like our healthy, very stable, genius president.
August 31, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Not a game, but there was a story in one of my 3rd grade reading books that ended with a big red question mark illustration on the last page.

Scared the fucking hell out of me.

Just hit the wrong part of my underdeveloped monkey brain.

I avoided that page like it would kill me.
Just a big red question mark.
August 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Was it...was it getting bit by a deadly venomous snake maybe?
Headline reads: "Hiker who died after being bitten by venomous snake in Tennessee made fatal mistake, officials..."
August 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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It makes me feel like this:
The Onion's Mark Kelly "Sickos" cartoon. The "sickos" shirt has been replaced with a LA Dodgers logo. A "sicko" peers in through a window peeping-tom style while a speech bubble gleefully declares "Yess... HA HA HA YES!"
August 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Well what's wrong with tha... Oh. I see.
A screenshot of a news story. The headline reads "Shooting at Target in Texas."
August 12, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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I love living in this shitfuck rat dick era where Six Flags ads compete with stories about detained pregnant people and people fleeing the US because the Felon in the White House is a corrupt wannabe Shitler.
A screenshot of a news feed, a Six Flags amusement parks ad is sandwiched between two different hellishly dystopian stories.
August 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Kudos to Yahoo for scraping my mailbox to serve me an inline ad for a company I just bought something from who just sent me a confirmation email that Yahoo scraped to serve the ad.

So, @nobleknightgames.bsky.social check your Yahoo ad buys 'cause you're getting ripped off.
A screenshot of my inbox: Top, a Yahoo inline mailbox ad for Noble Knight Games Middle: Amazon pay (paying for game stuff) Bottom: The order from the very same Noble Knight Games Golf clap Yahoo. Golf claps all 'round.
July 31, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Regoddamndiculous
July 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Admiral, Imperial Probe Droids have uncovered a large rebel base in the...
A screenshot of an IKEA page advertising the "BOAXEL system"
July 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Ah meatcheftools.com fine purveyors of, um, meatcheftools and AI generated slop.

It looked hinky at first glance and then looked REEEEAL hinky on all the other glances.

meatcheftools.com/how-much-jer...

I hate this future.
Text from a comment on a website: Nice AI slop. Or should I say nice "200-word brief on spreading and drying techniques." Couple of things. 1) Preserving foods is a skill in which failure can have consequences so having AI, notoriously bad at hallucinating write on a topic which at worst could kill someone is irresponsible. 2) Publishing every article "written" by an "author" who is OBVIOUSLY a "real" person like "Rodney Wagner" on the same date makes ol' Rodney look like the most productive human in the history of writing. Maybe AT LEAST fake different publication dates.
July 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Oh no, no, no peoplewhohavesexwiththeirownmothers you are barking EXACTLY up the peoplewhohavesexwiththeirownmothering tree here
a screenshot of a real-ass email I got from the least fucking cool shitbird of a doucheaccessory to whom I hope painful ands bit his brownhole I would buy POISON for me to DRINK and DIE before I spend dime ONE on his slopfarts. it reads "Ted Nugent | Nuge Vault - Nuge Vault Merch Store is LIVE"
July 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Uh huh. Same energy.
"The Canoodling Coldplay CEO" Andy Byron a greying white man (l) gives biiiig "side eye puppet meme" (r) a muppety style brown haired animal energy.
July 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Alien. Pish and Tush. My mom (a horror buff) took me to see Don't Go In The House:
A poster for "Don't Go in the House" (1980) a movie that an 10-11 year old should NOT have seen AT ALL.
July 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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The answer for congress is simple:
Pete Davidson as "Chad" from SNL. He's on the phone saying "Oh no thanks."
June 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Frog-woman Lauren Sanchez using her force powers to extract money from the workers.
June 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I mean I dislike Eeeplon Moopsk as much as the next guy but executing him?
A screenshot of a masked Japanese police officer escorting another man in the back of a car. Caption reads: 'Twitter killer' executed. The joke here is that Eeeplon Moops killed twitter.
June 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I clicked so hard I shattered my mouse.
A BlueSky interface screen: "Hide trending topics? You can update this later from your settings."
June 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I'll see your "bitch" and raise you a "Chuck Mitchell in Porky's-ass looking motherfucker." Fuck that guy.
Chuck Mitchell as Porky in "Porky's" (1981) unlike Tom Homan he probably wasn't a little bitch.
June 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM