I've joked about giving my class the Miss Nelson Is Missing treatment, but I was home sick this week. Whoever subbed for me must not have passed the vibe check: kids were not only excited af to see me today but on their best behavior during homework time. Must try disappearing for 2 days more often!

If we're sending apparent 'criminal' immigrants back to their homelands, could we start with the actual criminal unelected billionaire illegally attempting to take over the government? #deportFelonMuskrat