I'm Madeline

It's not that I didn't see the red flags, I just wondered how many shades they came in...

Where am I?

Things my brain tosses at me: are neurodivergent people more likely to end up in D/s relationships? 🤔

Midweek mood: playful in polka dots #humpday

Tried to wish someone a happy birthday on their wall, Facebook sneak-attacked me into a DM. Now I’ve accidentally become the muse of a man in a midlife crisis. Oh god I'm probably gonna end up marrying him out of politeness. Send help 😭

Soooooo can we lock accounts on here yet?

OMG! I remembered how to get on this account. Day made

The balcony below look like they had an excellent round on Supermarket Sweep

Anyone else find that the older you get, the more you don't want to work for a massive bell end?

Don't you just love it when you have a naughty dream about someone you fancy

It's my first pic on Bluesky 👀

Having to have carrot cake for breakfast as it's the only gluten free food available at the train station. I'm devastated I tell you.