Jemma Pell
@gemmaohare.bsky.social
Pilates enthusiast, part-time silly goose, full time swifty!
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Sometimes I make workout videos, how cringe
July 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Sometimes I make workout videos, how cringe
@edzitron.com hey Ed I’ve been following a story in NI that might be of interest a person was able to find someone who had a gossip website and they are planning to set up an AI tool to identify people online using their typing patterns he talks about it here podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
‘Tattle Life’ exposed: When gossip ends in court
Podcast Episode · The Indo Daily · 19/06/2025 · 24m
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June 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
@edzitron.com hey Ed I’ve been following a story in NI that might be of interest a person was able to find someone who had a gossip website and they are planning to set up an AI tool to identify people online using their typing patterns he talks about it here podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Listening to the rise and fall of capitalism from the Diabolical Lies podcast
a woman wearing glasses is screaming in a dark room while looking up .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is screaming in a dark room while looking up .
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April 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Listening to the rise and fall of capitalism from the Diabolical Lies podcast
Anyone else think they should give the drunk history treatment to #normalgossip podcast? I would watch the shit out of a dramatic reenactment of the bunco episode.
April 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Anyone else think they should give the drunk history treatment to #normalgossip podcast? I would watch the shit out of a dramatic reenactment of the bunco episode.
Please, if one more person chimes in to the nepo discourse with “nepotism happens in other industries.” IDGAF if an electrician works with his dad. This is about working class people being priced out of the arts you stupid sluts.
April 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Please, if one more person chimes in to the nepo discourse with “nepotism happens in other industries.” IDGAF if an electrician works with his dad. This is about working class people being priced out of the arts you stupid sluts.
Me looking at my stock portfolio that I had invested approximately £75 in to:
“I’m ruined!”
“I’m ruined!”
April 6, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Me looking at my stock portfolio that I had invested approximately £75 in to:
“I’m ruined!”
“I’m ruined!”
Me peddling Miss Information
April 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Me peddling Miss Information
The trajectory of a terrible personal trainers career is:
1. Is a little chubby gets into the gym
2. Uses their own body as marketing
3. Gets an ED from extreme dieting
4.Gets into bikini/ body building comps
5. “Business coach” MLM
6. Declares themselves “cured” from ED
7. Uses ED as marketing
1. Is a little chubby gets into the gym
2. Uses their own body as marketing
3. Gets an ED from extreme dieting
4.Gets into bikini/ body building comps
5. “Business coach” MLM
6. Declares themselves “cured” from ED
7. Uses ED as marketing
March 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
The trajectory of a terrible personal trainers career is:
1. Is a little chubby gets into the gym
2. Uses their own body as marketing
3. Gets an ED from extreme dieting
4.Gets into bikini/ body building comps
5. “Business coach” MLM
6. Declares themselves “cured” from ED
7. Uses ED as marketing
1. Is a little chubby gets into the gym
2. Uses their own body as marketing
3. Gets an ED from extreme dieting
4.Gets into bikini/ body building comps
5. “Business coach” MLM
6. Declares themselves “cured” from ED
7. Uses ED as marketing
I don’t know why there are so many stories of the James Bond executives sweating timelines. James Bond has never existed. That is a pseudonym for spooks. It’s like an industry joke. Once one Bond retires or dies a new Bond is crowned. Stop overthinking it.
March 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I don’t know why there are so many stories of the James Bond executives sweating timelines. James Bond has never existed. That is a pseudonym for spooks. It’s like an industry joke. Once one Bond retires or dies a new Bond is crowned. Stop overthinking it.
Less than 0.002% of athletes in women’s sport identify as transgender. About an estimated 5% of athletes have abused PEDs if they were worried about fairness in sports they could get a better result from tackling drugs but it’s not about fairness is it?
February 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Less than 0.002% of athletes in women’s sport identify as transgender. About an estimated 5% of athletes have abused PEDs if they were worried about fairness in sports they could get a better result from tackling drugs but it’s not about fairness is it?
Stop trying to make the smurfs happen
a woman wearing a santa hat says " stop trying to make fetch happen "
Alt: Regina George from Mean Girls wearing a santa hat says " stop trying to make fetch happen "
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February 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Stop trying to make the smurfs happen
Now, not to put too fine a point on it, but if you use AI in any creative capacity, you are a scoundrel, a loser and I have no respect for you.
February 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Now, not to put too fine a point on it, but if you use AI in any creative capacity, you are a scoundrel, a loser and I have no respect for you.
My TikTok is trashed. Every fucking video is trying to sell me something. It’s fucking tat market stalls in 4K. CBA
February 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
My TikTok is trashed. Every fucking video is trying to sell me something. It’s fucking tat market stalls in 4K. CBA
Did Mr. beast write this?
“Does this still smell okay?”
Food safety questions answered.
Food safety questions answered.
Is mouldy cheese OK to eat? Your food safety questions answered
The prospect of safely handling leftovers can stir debate. And it has an impact: one in eight Canadians — about four million — are affected every year by a foodborne illness, according to the federal ...
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January 31, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Did Mr. beast write this?
The Donald is looking so pale these days. Was his spray tan machine a DEI hire?
January 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Donald is looking so pale these days. Was his spray tan machine a DEI hire?
When I see people wearing those Facebook goggles (oculus?) I really want to bully them. It brings out a side of me I don’t like. Please don’t wear them, for your own safety.
January 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
When I see people wearing those Facebook goggles (oculus?) I really want to bully them. It brings out a side of me I don’t like. Please don’t wear them, for your own safety.
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Welcome teens, as you put down your TikTok’s and pick up a grimoire in the library please be respectful of our patrons both, living and dead.
January 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Welcome teens, as you put down your TikTok’s and pick up a grimoire in the library please be respectful of our patrons both, living and dead.
Damn, this article really articulates something about all these tech billionaires that I have been feeling for a while Rebecca Shaw nailed it www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl
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January 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Damn, this article really articulates something about all these tech billionaires that I have been feeling for a while Rebecca Shaw nailed it www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Reposted by Jemma Pell
The cursed object exhibition will be closed for the foreseeable future following yesterday’s incident. The child is unharmed but remains within the necklaces gemstone.
January 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The cursed object exhibition will be closed for the foreseeable future following yesterday’s incident. The child is unharmed but remains within the necklaces gemstone.
They’ve really upped the production value on the GAA catfish part 3
January 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
They’ve really upped the production value on the GAA catfish part 3
I miss the weird music they used to have on #traitorsuk how do I know how to feel without a creepy cover of girls just want to have fun
January 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I miss the weird music they used to have on #traitorsuk how do I know how to feel without a creepy cover of girls just want to have fun
Rubbed deep freeze into my eyes just to feel something
January 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Rubbed deep freeze into my eyes just to feel something
One thing I like about apples AI ad is that it is being marketed for dumbass middle managers who can’t write and when their direct report receives the email he is confused because he knows that idiot didn’t write it. Great job guys no notes.
December 26, 2024 at 8:24 PM
One thing I like about apples AI ad is that it is being marketed for dumbass middle managers who can’t write and when their direct report receives the email he is confused because he knows that idiot didn’t write it. Great job guys no notes.