It’s #caturday somewhere l

Still visiting my folks, so can join in #caturday.

“If it fits, I sits: elder cat vs kitten edition.”

Visiting family for the holidays means I can finally show #proofofcat …if you can find them

Ok but hear me out: Wonka peddles Spice

In conclusion, Barbie should always live her best (gay) life.

And then I looked some more. And was justly rewarded with NYC “roommates” Brooklyn and Malibu playfully tussling, feeding each other pizza, and cuddling up on the subway.

There apparently exists a total sapphic cottagecore fantasy called Barbie & the Diamond Castle, and Mattel vehemently insists that IT’S NOT GAY. Yes, yes of course. So not gay. Just look at those dreamy screenshots.

I was musing on this yesterday, as our upcoming fem-only flirting class & makeout party was announced (FemFlirt, Fri 9.8, with fabulous Vonka hosting), and googled “lesbian farmhouse Barbie”… you GUYS.

So we all thought there was something obvious missing in the Barbie movie, right? All we needed was a two-Barbie household with a farmhouse vibe, and we’d have been happy.

Having an adult version of a peanut butter sandwich for dinner: a Chinese-Vietnamese-Thai pile-up of scallion pancake w peanut sauce (I make mine w maple syrup, chili crisp and yuzu), Sriracha and pickled daikon.

Turning on our party lights and disco ball, and arriving in style. Hello, World!