Why can’t dog sitter be a viable career path?

Attention all cat owners, please tell me what litter you recommend!

Hey Google, how do I take a non-awkward looking selfie?

Hollering into the void to demand someone take me on a movie date

Screaming into the void that I just want to cuddle with a handsome man and make him watch all the movies I want to watch, why doesn't manifestation work??

Yelling into the void to say that I'm watching The Silence of the Lambs for the 9th time this year and if anybody can tell me whats that means I'll be very greatful