Isn't tthr funniest part about his route is that you can end it early when you first meet him by picking the option: I'll do your homework if you let me lick that tight pink starfish. Can't remember if it's word for word, that that shit had me cracking up lol.

i understand that these corporations are beloved by many, but as soon as you start defending their use of AI, even if it's "a little bit", i need you to understand that you are being used as a corporate tool to normalize AI. reject it with all your might. corporations arent your friend.

The.mirror they look into each morning:

The I would do if a man like this maid me ANY attention 😋

I'm sorry, he did WHAT?!?! JAIL, JAIL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!!!

Oh that's beautiful 😍