@gefrisbo.bsky.social
phthisis for the fishes. sad. take good care.
December 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class, and I got cat style"
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
one might -- hear me out -- follow for neuroses and appreciate the punctuated gifts of hog.
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
fr many nights over the past several months i wondered if i'd wake up the next morning. to my surprise, my care provider recommended an ssri. now i'm told that i'm chattier and giggle more, though i also have to work harder for the big O. ymmv.
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i intuit that it was less about murder and more about absorbing the other-but-genetically-identical monozygotic wombmate into your own being. just a prenatal move toward eventually taking over the world.
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
an alternative to brooms? everyone deserves the chance to fly.
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
to say nothing of "cut footloose". you might be onto something.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
partial to "wife" and "manwife" myself
November 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
thank you for not ******* ********. i hope it was a restorative walk.
October 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
like pancakes with abs. or so i've heard.
September 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
suited to your a-serbic wit.
August 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
don't strain your voice while partying, lest you, too, become a little horse.
August 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
not me answering the phones at wendy's best little whorehouse in texas.
July 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
multitask, eh.
July 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
the administration has openly expressed intention to bring CIOs (likely departmental and operating divisions) under OPM control. www.chcoc.gov/content/guid...
Guidance Regarding Redesignating SES CIO Positions | CHCOC
www.chcoc.gov
July 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
(having now sought documentary evidence, _this_ poster might've inadvertently exaggerated the educational value vis-à-vis Yersinia pestis.) here's a video snippet from the 1978 cinematic production: clip.cafe/grease-1978/...
clip.cafe
July 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i'd like to say that i'd drain my swimming pool for that, but i don't know if i can make that kind of commitment (mostly because i don't have a swimming pool).
July 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
not to trivialize, but this does put me in mind of Grease's Frenchie teaching all theater- and movie-goers about amoebas on fleas on rats. public health education can happen in unexpected places and through unexpected media.
July 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
that is between you and the flying spaghetti monster, their noodly appendage be upon you.
may your noodles be al dente and your sauce be delicious.
July 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
their noodly goodness wants you to know that National Spaghetti Day is on 01-04, National Fettuccine Alfredo Day is on 02-07, National Mac and Cheese Day is on 07-14, National Lasagna Day is on 07-29, World Pasta Day is on 10-25, and October is also National Pasta Month. rAmen.
July 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
best subskeet ever
July 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
horny on main, eh
July 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
the nadsat is a bonus! en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendi...
Appendix:A Clockwork Orange - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
en.wiktionary.org
July 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM