Not a print cartoon, but the one that comes to mind is the Mr. Birchum cartoon, an absolutely bizarre propaganda show that seems to have never once even interacted with the people it's parodying.
October 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Not a print cartoon, but the one that comes to mind is the Mr. Birchum cartoon, an absolutely bizarre propaganda show that seems to have never once even interacted with the people it's parodying.
Came here to say this. Cambodia also needs one, because 4/4.
October 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Came here to say this. Cambodia also needs one, because 4/4.
The fault belongs with you, Manager! All of it!
October 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The fault belongs with you, Manager! All of it!
(Disclaimer: I'm just being silly and making things up.)
October 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
(Disclaimer: I'm just being silly and making things up.)
That Rei? Yeah, she's pretty all right.
October 22, 2025 at 7:36 AM
That Rei? Yeah, she's pretty all right.
"Only you, baby," I shoot her a pair of finger-guns and she doesn't even look. But she does get the kitchen floor looking spotless, and the new brownies don't have the same weird lumps in them as the ones I made.
And I think to myself, eating fresh brownies straight out of the pan at 2AM with her...
And I think to myself, eating fresh brownies straight out of the pan at 2AM with her...
October 22, 2025 at 7:36 AM
"Only you, baby," I shoot her a pair of finger-guns and she doesn't even look. But she does get the kitchen floor looking spotless, and the new brownies don't have the same weird lumps in them as the ones I made.
And I think to myself, eating fresh brownies straight out of the pan at 2AM with her...
And I think to myself, eating fresh brownies straight out of the pan at 2AM with her...
Box of cocoa in one hand, box of eggs in the other, riding to my rescue like the gallant knight she is. She doesn't even comment on the mess, just starts picking the pieces of broken glass out of the brownie batter while I stand by with a paper bag.
"You cook like this all the time?" she asks.
"You cook like this all the time?" she asks.
October 22, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Box of cocoa in one hand, box of eggs in the other, riding to my rescue like the gallant knight she is. She doesn't even comment on the mess, just starts picking the pieces of broken glass out of the brownie batter while I stand by with a paper bag.
"You cook like this all the time?" she asks.
"You cook like this all the time?" she asks.
She picks up on the second ring. "Are you in jail?" she asks. Hello to you too, Invincible Sword Princess. I explain my predicament. She just hangs up, and I resign myself to cleaning up the mess myself until I hear a knock on the door. There she is in my doorway. Rei. Lizard pajamas. Flat affect.
October 22, 2025 at 7:36 AM
She picks up on the second ring. "Are you in jail?" she asks. Hello to you too, Invincible Sword Princess. I explain my predicament. She just hangs up, and I resign myself to cleaning up the mess myself until I hear a knock on the door. There she is in my doorway. Rei. Lizard pajamas. Flat affect.
So there I am at half past midnight, holding a broken piece of a glass baking pan and enough brownie batter to soothe my sorrows, if only the root of my sorrows weren't dropping the pan in the first place. I'm a bit of a mess, so I pearl the one person who might answer this time of night: Rei.
October 22, 2025 at 7:36 AM
So there I am at half past midnight, holding a broken piece of a glass baking pan and enough brownie batter to soothe my sorrows, if only the root of my sorrows weren't dropping the pan in the first place. I'm a bit of a mess, so I pearl the one person who might answer this time of night: Rei.
Someone else put it better than I ever could. Someday you'll find a piece of corn and the clouds will break for no reason. It won't make any sense. But it doesn't need to, either.
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Depression Part Two
I remember being endlessly entertained by the adventures of my toys. Some days they died repeated, violent deaths, other days they traveled ...
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October 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Someone else put it better than I ever could. Someday you'll find a piece of corn and the clouds will break for no reason. It won't make any sense. But it doesn't need to, either.
hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2013/05/depr...
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is that two inventory tabs full of outfits
September 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
is that two inventory tabs full of outfits
It is possible I am not playing the right games (or the wrong ones, as it were).
September 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It is possible I am not playing the right games (or the wrong ones, as it were).
isn't that all games though
September 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
isn't that all games though
Check if it's a bot?
September 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Check if it's a bot?
What's the greatest OSHA violation she's ever performed while on the job? Was it truly not safe for work?
Is she forklift certified?
Is she forklift certified?
September 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
What's the greatest OSHA violation she's ever performed while on the job? Was it truly not safe for work?
Is she forklift certified?
Is she forklift certified?
We pan in to see the picture is Rei with her tits out.
also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
August 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
We pan in to see the picture is Rei with her tits out.
also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
There are dark circles under their eyes, and they shake themselves awake to keep up their long stakeout. They take their wallet out, flip it open to look at the picture of a better place and time, of a memory that keeps them going.
August 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
There are dark circles under their eyes, and they shake themselves awake to keep up their long stakeout. They take their wallet out, flip it open to look at the picture of a better place and time, of a memory that keeps them going.
I have a terrible confession.
When you post that you're looking at Rei for seratonin, I have this image of a noir detective in a long coat, standing under an awning as the rain beats down. The only light is the faintly-lit end of a cigarette.
When you post that you're looking at Rei for seratonin, I have this image of a noir detective in a long coat, standing under an awning as the rain beats down. The only light is the faintly-lit end of a cigarette.
August 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I have a terrible confession.
When you post that you're looking at Rei for seratonin, I have this image of a noir detective in a long coat, standing under an awning as the rain beats down. The only light is the faintly-lit end of a cigarette.
When you post that you're looking at Rei for seratonin, I have this image of a noir detective in a long coat, standing under an awning as the rain beats down. The only light is the faintly-lit end of a cigarette.
Disclaimer: Not a perfect approach, do it too much and you'll end up with a successful electoral coalition... of soulless grifters whose only two skills are stealing money and rolling over for a cheetoh
August 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Disclaimer: Not a perfect approach, do it too much and you'll end up with a successful electoral coalition... of soulless grifters whose only two skills are stealing money and rolling over for a cheetoh
Politics is a team sport and elections are a zero-sum game. Taking power AWAY from people who hate you and giving it to people who don't really care about you is at least as useful as taking it away from indifferents and giving it to allies. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
August 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Politics is a team sport and elections are a zero-sum game. Taking power AWAY from people who hate you and giving it to people who don't really care about you is at least as useful as taking it away from indifferents and giving it to allies. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mare was always a huge security risk for your data and your computer, it's just the person running Mare was a good person not interested in hacking you or any kind of malfeasance.
DO NOT ASSUME THE SAME IS TRUE OF PEDOPHILES OH MY GOD DON'T DO IT
DO NOT ASSUME THE SAME IS TRUE OF PEDOPHILES OH MY GOD DON'T DO IT
August 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Mare was always a huge security risk for your data and your computer, it's just the person running Mare was a good person not interested in hacking you or any kind of malfeasance.
DO NOT ASSUME THE SAME IS TRUE OF PEDOPHILES OH MY GOD DON'T DO IT
DO NOT ASSUME THE SAME IS TRUE OF PEDOPHILES OH MY GOD DON'T DO IT
I'm not saying I'm thinking of Rei showing up delivering pizza in the standard-issue ballcap and shorts, but I /am/ thinking it.
August 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I'm not saying I'm thinking of Rei showing up delivering pizza in the standard-issue ballcap and shorts, but I /am/ thinking it.
You joined the cinematic universe at Endgame, lol.
August 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
You joined the cinematic universe at Endgame, lol.