If I were to go back in time and tell my pre-2024 self that I would feel even a moment's sadness for the death of Dick Cheney I would have a harder time believing that than believing that I was talking to my future self.

It just amazes me how bad things have gotten. What we have no is so bad, that I forgot all the things Cheney did. I mostly remember that he endorsed Harris this last time. And so when I saw the news this morning, I was sad for a moment.

Rapture all the crappy people there.

So you know how there's a Tight Hell for the people who shouldn't go to Heaven, but don't deserve eternal suffering either? How about a Shite Heaven, for all the people who don't deserve Heaven but think they do? It's within Heaven, and you have dominion over it, but it really REALLY sucks!

But this is where I keep all my stuff! :'(

How about a rapture instead?

No can do, unless we modify the constitution. If we did that we could just let Obama run again. Much simpler.

But technically the clone would be "born" at the conclusion of the cloning process. So we'd have to wait 35 years for him to be eligible to run.

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If Pluto is a planet, fill in the blanks:
Mercury - My
Venus - Very
Earth - Educated
Mars - Mother
Ceres - ???
Jupiter - Just
Saturn - Served
Uranus - Us
Neptune - Nine
Pluto - Pizzas
Haumea - ???
Makemake - ???
Eris - ???

Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. It's shit.

I'll give you till January 2029.

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Yes

Because that technofeudal oligarch is interfering in favor of the "elected" officials who are deciding what is and is not a national security threat. Obviously, if it favors them, it can't be a threat, right?

*Some of us questioned the selective nature of the prosecution given past violations by other presidents,"

Translation: some of us have no capacity for understanding nuance.

And it isn't even that nuanced. Donald obstructed, the others didn't. Hence he gets prosecuted, the others don't.

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Sadly, what I'm hearing just now, says this is suspected to be an act of terrorism, and not a malfunction. Makes it less fun.

Well, with that I just made another donation to "Wokepedia".