Happy Valentine’s Day, naughty nerds 💘

However you’re playing today, make it unforgettable.
High rolls. Higher vibes. 🎲💜

⚠️ Valentine's Day is Saturday⚠️

Ordering last minute? It might arrive fashionably late, but the fun lasts a lot longer 😉
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💝 Discreet packaging
🎁 Worth the wait

Celebrate V-Day weekend (or the whole month) 💖
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The most shocking thing on your nightstand. Always super effective. ⚡️

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Love is in the air... and so is something else 💕✨ This Valentine's, we've got the perfect gifts for your favorite naughty nerd.

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We’re gifting ONE Nurse Bondage Kit to a naughty nerd who can follow instructions. 😇🩺

To enter:
1️⃣ Follow us
2️⃣ Like and repost
3️⃣ Comment your best Valentine one-liner

Winner picked at random. Submissions end Feb 6, 6 PM ET.
Winner will be announced, and DM’d from this account.

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