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Geek Grammy
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Gen X geek grandma, US Navy veteran, tech nerd. AuDHD. Disabled. Owned by an amazing Service Dog named Cooper.

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Three cats on the couch and three dogs that aren't SUPPOSED to be on the couch, all floofs all the time.
Sneaky girl... an old border collie looking very comfortable on a couch that she's not supposed to be on.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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THIS WAS LEARNED FROM THOSE IN NEED SNAP BENEFITS FEEDING 42 MILLION AMERICANS MAY STOP IN NOVEMBER BECAUSE OF THE SHUTDOWN. 1. Boxed Mac & Cheese (common) = useless without milk & butter (uncommon) 2. Boxed milk is a treasure for cereal-loving kids. 3. Pasta and spaghetti sauce are everywhere. 4. Canned goods help more - IF opener include (or pop tops) 5. Cooking oil is a rare luxury but essential. 6. Spices, salt, and pepper are true gifts. 7. Tea and coffee make people feel cared for. 8. Sugar and flour are treats. 9. Fresh produce brings huge smiles. 10. Seeds are great in warmer months growing food helps! 11. Fresh meat is rare. 12. Tuna and crackers make an easy lunch. 13. Hamburger Helper needs ground beef to matter. 14. PB & J are common - sandwich bread isn't. 15. Butter or margarine feels like gold. 16. Eggs are a prized commodity. 17. Cake mix & frosting let kids celebrate birthdays. 18. Dish soap is pricey & ALWAYS needed. 19. Feminine hygiene products are a luxury- women often cry when they get them. 20. Everyone loves Stove Top Stuffing. THE REGIME COULD AUTHORIZE EMERGENCY FUNDING FOR IT BUT IT'S CHOOSING NOT TO. PLZ KEEP REPOSTING - WE WILL ALL NEED TO DONATE IN NOV 2025
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Dogs like the loveseat, too. Even though they're not supposed to be on it.
An old border collie, lying on a loveseat that she's not supposed to be on, looking very unrepentant.
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Sleepy girl.
An old border collie curled up in a ball on the bed. She looks very comfy. Her tongue is sticking out in a little blep.
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Apparently we bought a loveseat for our cats.
A light tan loveseat with a fuzzy spotted blanket and a gray blanket. On the spotted blanket: Loki, a black and white cat. Next to him on the loveseat cushion: Freya, black cat. On the gray blanket on top of the back cushion: Oreo, a tuxedo cat (though you can only see the black part of him. There is a window behind the loveseat, therefore making it even more attractive to cats.
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Pixel is pouting because it's the weekend and I'm not going to bed on time. She's in the bedroom making the saddest most pathetic dog sounds.
An old, graying border collie laying flat on a bed. Her head is on a messed up blanket. She is looking up at me trying to be sad and pathetic.
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Someone know she isn't supposed to be on the couch but she doesn't care because comfortable.
Pixel, an old Border Collie, is lying on a cream colored couch with a fuzzy spotted blanket as a pillow.
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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I bought an itty bitty egg pan so I can make my own McMuffins.
A teeny little nonstick pan that will fry an egg the same size as an English muffin. The handle has an egg with a chicken face on it.
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Random WoW post:

My Death Knight looks amazing and badass.

#worldofwarcraft #wow
A white-haired Nightborne Elf Death Knight. Blue skin, glowing blue eyes. He is wearing AMAZING plate armor that is incredibly Frost DK appropriate, along with two frosty glowing blue swords. He is posing on a platform, and you can see Dalaran behind him.
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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"set up nuclear explosion"
Screenshot from "Zero Wing" MECHANIC: SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Turkey:
A roasted turkey with vegges around it and inside it, with roasting herbs stuffed in. Onions, celery, carrots, garlic, apple, and lemon. That's going to make interesting gravy.
November 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Scary pictures for Halloween! RAWR
Cooper, a cream-colored poodle mix, is fiercely baring his teeth. He looks SUPER SCARY... for a fluffy marshmallow. He's just playing, of course. We play the "scary face" game all the time. Cooper, a cream-colored poodle mix, is fiercely baring his teeth. He looks SUPER SCARY... for a fluffy marshmallow. He's just playing, of course. We play the "scary face" game all the time. Cooper, a cream-colored poodle mix, is fiercely baring his teeth. He looks SUPER SCARY... for a fluffy marshmallow. He's just playing, of course. We play the "scary face" game all the time. Cooper, a cream-colored poodle mix, is fiercely baring his teeth. He looks SUPER SCARY... for a fluffy marshmallow. He's just playing, of course. We play the "scary face" game all the time.
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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My best girl hanging out with me before bed.
A 13-year-old border collie with cloudy eyes and gray hair on her muzzle. She is laying on a quilt with her head down over the edge of the bed, looking up at the camera.
October 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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*sigh*
A picture of a branch with cherry blossoms and a haiku. It's not DNS There's no way it's DNS It was DNS --SSBroski
October 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Cloudflare is having an outage too.
0 days since it was DNS (It's always DNS)
October 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Hubby got me some birthday presents.

I do NOT deserve this man.
A Platinum #3776 fountain pen. Bourgogne (burgundy) with gold trim. It is being held up in the claws of a black plastic crab pen holder that is standing on a graph paper notebook. The notebook has test writing using Diamine Writer's Blood ink. A Platinum #3776 fountain pen. Bourgogne (burgundy) with gold trim. The cap is off so you can see the gold nib. It is being held up in the claws of a black plastic crab pen holder that is standing on a graph paper notebook. The notebook has test writing using Diamine Writer's Blood ink. Two boxes of fountain pen ink: Pilot Iroshizuku Take-Sumi (Bamboo Charcoal) and Shin-Kai (Deep Sea), two Platinum converters (one in silver and one in gold), and three packages of cartridges in blue-black, violet, and light blue.
October 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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This is the tiniest dog I've ever seen. She's my MIL's "teacup" Yorkie. She is wearing a KITTEN harness that is too big for her. No, she is not a puppy, she's 13 years old.

Yes, she is missing half of her lower jaw. I don't know why. She also has no teeth.

Do not buy backyard bred dogs.
A 2.5 pound Yorkshire Terrier in a cute clipper cut in the back seat of a car, in a dog booster seat, wearing a kitten sized safety harness. A 2.5 pound Yorkshire Terrier in a cute clipper cut in the back seat of a car, in a dog booster seat, wearing a kitten sized safety harness. She is standing on her hind legs with her feet on the edge of the "box". She is in a cute clipper cut, fresh from the groomer. Her toenails are too long because we're working on getting them cut back... they used to be 3 times that long. She is missing half of her lower jaw, and we have no idea why. She is 3/4 blind and has no teeth. She is also the sweetest girl ever.
October 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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This thing will wind up having even more gold than it shows here, and will be as gaudy as a Las Vegas casino.
Render of Trump's stupid fucking ballroom.
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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We drove through Eastern Oregon on our way back home from the PNW, and I was surprised at how MUCH it looked like the desert in Western Colorado.

This is the desert near my house in W. Colorado.

It's amazing the work they need to put in just to grow hay in this. Lots of irrigation and work.
A high desert landscape. Sagebrush everywhere, and grasses that have died for the season. There is bare dirt in places. Bonus shot of one of my dogs in the distance. A high desert landscape. Sagebrush everywhere, and grasses that have died for the season. There is bare dirt in places. Off in the far distance you can see a strip of green that is the part of the valley near the Colorado River that is irrigated. A high desert landscape. Dirt, alkaline soil, and dead desert grasses. A high desert landscape. Sagebrush everywhere, and grasses that have died for the season. There is bare dirt in places. Bonus shot of my dogs sniffing a dead thing.
October 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Double rainbow all the way
A photo of a double rainbow taken from a car sitting at a red light. It was SO BRIGHT in person.
October 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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When we get player housing this is going to be his lounging around the house outfit.
My bear bear druid in his gray lounging sweatpants and sweatshirt. I need a hoodie for him or something. lol
October 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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I'm going to stop giving myself an upset stomach over all of this crap, and go level my BEAR bear druid in WoW.

Legion Remix is fun, btw. I'm so overpowered it's a blast.
Big burly Kul Tiran man with a walrus moustache and beard. He is wearing gold armor with red jewels and his helm is actually a crown. Big burly Kul Tiran man with a walrus moustache and beard. He's wearing his "every day" leather armor, not the fancy stuff. Kul Tiran druid bear form... he looks like he's made of wicker and sticks, with a skull and extra sticks tied to his horns to give him bigger horns.
October 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Have you seen the pictures from his NYC penthouse? It is SO tacky. Looks like a poor person's idea of what a rich person's house should look.
The living room of Trump's NYC penthouse. Everything (everything) is covered in gold leaf. It is incredibly tacky.
October 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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And it gets weirder when you're over 60.
Grandpa Simpson pointing his finger at young Homer and Barney, "I used to be with "it", but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it", and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me." It'll happen to you!"
October 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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My new blanket for the couch apparently belongs to the cats now.
A black and white cat on a faux fur blanket with a cow pattern. He kind of blends in.
October 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM