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ambisextrous golden boy
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he/himbo
would die for himb
October 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Apropos of nothing I have made a 9th level spell for 5th ed D&D to transform a creature into the dreaded "Worm That Walks". Modeled off of the Gather Maggots spell from 3.5. 5th edition doesn't get enough epic(read: beyond 9th lvl) magic.
October 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
guys I just found out about black velvet paintings how the fuck did I not know about these until now
September 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
the boys are back in town (to give the side eye)
September 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My 11yr old baby
August 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Anyone check out Kajillionare? Most touching heist film I've ever seen. Definately going on the shelf.
July 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
someone copied his homework
June 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
wore flip flops to the 9:30 club and consequently Alexis Krauss stepped on my foot getting the imprint tattooed
June 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
office just announced they're adding another in office day "to promote company culture".
May 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Diane make a note to read this one day.
May 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
64 slices of American cheese.
March 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
GIVE US BACK THE JOKER TIE YOU COWARDS
March 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
streets said one more
February 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
can't stand a little nippy weather absolutely bitchless behavior
January 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
always thinking about this banger tweet
December 26, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Nathan Joseph Mahoney allegedly
did a very cool thing you should definitely be aware of.
December 22, 2024 at 4:50 PM
this but with chapstick
December 1, 2024 at 9:46 PM
BYE BYE MUSKY ID SAY IT WAS A GREAT TIME BUT IT NEVER WAS
November 22, 2024 at 2:53 PM
we all know the ideal kaiju j rotation but who are we leaving out - I'm specifically leaving megalon at the curb
November 19, 2024 at 5:29 PM