Oompa Lumpenprole
@geeanon.bsky.social
Here to tell dumb jokes for free. It's like QAnon for Hyrule. Boy, that whole movement got memory-holed.
Ben Garrison getting that paper
May 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ben Garrison getting that paper
I took a trip down memery lane today
May 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I took a trip down memery lane today
Mahalo and aloha! Caught the rainbow at this restaurant in Captain Cook. Didn't get photos of all the birds of Hawaii, but this was more of a side quest.
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Mahalo and aloha! Caught the rainbow at this restaurant in Captain Cook. Didn't get photos of all the birds of Hawaii, but this was more of a side quest.
Tide came up enough for this guy to swim a bit.
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Tide came up enough for this guy to swim a bit.
Bonus turtle footage. Saw some turtles at Ki'holo bay. There was one on the beach that looked like he was dying, but it's very illegal to interact with them
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Bonus turtle footage. Saw some turtles at Ki'holo bay. There was one on the beach that looked like he was dying, but it's very illegal to interact with them
I think this is a Ruddy Turnstone on the golf course.
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I think this is a Ruddy Turnstone on the golf course.
Black-crowned night-heron, sitting in the shade in a manicured grassy area. The photo is looking over a rock and focused on the heron.
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Black-crowned night-heron, sitting in the shade in a manicured grassy area. The photo is looking over a rock and focused on the heron.
Cattle Egrets on a sunny golf fairway, spread apart.
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Cattle Egrets on a sunny golf fairway, spread apart.
Hey hey there little chicken. Chicken on a patchy grassy area leading to the beach.
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Hey hey there little chicken. Chicken on a patchy grassy area leading to the beach.
Sparrow(?) joining me for breakfast sitting atop another chair at the table. The area is shady.
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Sparrow(?) joining me for breakfast sitting atop another chair at the table. The area is shady.
Pretty sure these are Zebra doves poking around on tiles in the breakfast area. Bunch of bums.
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Pretty sure these are Zebra doves poking around on tiles in the breakfast area. Bunch of bums.
Okay, this one I don't have a positive ID for. Is it a pheasant? Running bird in a parking lot.
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Okay, this one I don't have a positive ID for. Is it a pheasant? Running bird in a parking lot.
Pretty sure these are Saffron Finches. The most eye catching.
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Pretty sure these are Saffron Finches. The most eye catching.
Pacific Golden Plover running across the sidewalk between manicured grassy areas surrounded by flowering bushes.
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Pacific Golden Plover running across the sidewalk between manicured grassy areas surrounded by flowering bushes.
Mostly interested in this Yellow Billed Cardinal here. Very different from the cardinals we have on the mainland. I figure for the bird pictures, the body of the post is describing the pictures as well as I might via alt-text.
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Mostly interested in this Yellow Billed Cardinal here. Very different from the cardinals we have on the mainland. I figure for the bird pictures, the body of the post is describing the pictures as well as I might via alt-text.
Birdwatch: Hawaiian vacation
Recently got a chance to go to Hawaii as a babysitter for my sister. My first time ever going to Hawaii. Really liked the birds on the big island. Here are some pictures. Starting off with the Mynah bird. What a funny little guy.
Recently got a chance to go to Hawaii as a babysitter for my sister. My first time ever going to Hawaii. Really liked the birds on the big island. Here are some pictures. Starting off with the Mynah bird. What a funny little guy.
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Birdwatch: Hawaiian vacation
Recently got a chance to go to Hawaii as a babysitter for my sister. My first time ever going to Hawaii. Really liked the birds on the big island. Here are some pictures. Starting off with the Mynah bird. What a funny little guy.
Recently got a chance to go to Hawaii as a babysitter for my sister. My first time ever going to Hawaii. Really liked the birds on the big island. Here are some pictures. Starting off with the Mynah bird. What a funny little guy.
For the record, I look like a slightly thinner version of Bobby Lee.
December 5, 2024 at 2:37 PM
For the record, I look like a slightly thinner version of Bobby Lee.
I am going to play so much factorio this week.
November 4, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I am going to play so much factorio this week.
I take no pleasure in posting this as I value human life.
March 15, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I take no pleasure in posting this as I value human life.
This how I currently feel about voting
March 7, 2024 at 7:04 PM
This how I currently feel about voting
Women be mining, too.
December 28, 2023 at 10:05 PM
Women be mining, too.
Oh, were going to do something in a few weeks
December 3, 2023 at 3:55 AM
Oh, were going to do something in a few weeks
