Judy Schmidt
@geckzilla.bsky.social
Galactic Janitorial Services
omg, I just realized what I thought was a dead leaf is actually a very uh, rugged catnip banana. YEEOWW!!
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
omg, I just realized what I thought was a dead leaf is actually a very uh, rugged catnip banana. YEEOWW!!
I'd make it to about Priceline and then be beat until Wednesday
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I'd make it to about Priceline and then be beat until Wednesday
wow, yeah, that schedule was planned by the measles
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM
wow, yeah, that schedule was planned by the measles
benben just says he wants to meet Z.
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
benben just says he wants to meet Z.
Corey is just off having a nice dinner or something hopefully without his notifications on because "someone is wrong on the Internet" just happened to him. 😂 We still love you.
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Corey is just off having a nice dinner or something hopefully without his notifications on because "someone is wrong on the Internet" just happened to him. 😂 We still love you.
kid simultaneously enjoying and confused by the clouds crying on his head.
in the car: I love the rain! 🥰
walking to the door at school: why is it getting all over me?! 🥺
in the car: I love the rain! 🥰
walking to the door at school: why is it getting all over me?! 🥺
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
kid simultaneously enjoying and confused by the clouds crying on his head.
in the car: I love the rain! 🥰
walking to the door at school: why is it getting all over me?! 🥺
in the car: I love the rain! 🥰
walking to the door at school: why is it getting all over me?! 🥺
I mean, if you became a sponge, yes
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I mean, if you became a sponge, yes
like they're just putting a 5 year old to create an effect like moving the overton window? ok but he still has like literally a billion times more wealth and power disparity and decades in age difference. we're on the donnie darko fear-love life line level of oversimplicity, here
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
like they're just putting a 5 year old to create an effect like moving the overton window? ok but he still has like literally a billion times more wealth and power disparity and decades in age difference. we're on the donnie darko fear-love life line level of oversimplicity, here
at least he only emailed it to himself
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
at least he only emailed it to himself
The preview photo never matches the person you're talking about. I find it confusing.
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The preview photo never matches the person you're talking about. I find it confusing.
plz keep your racism to a whisper 🫠
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
plz keep your racism to a whisper 🫠
it always makes me so happy every time I see this image used for trans rights 😆
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
it always makes me so happy every time I see this image used for trans rights 😆
very ready to learn the name of this new boy
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
very ready to learn the name of this new boy
he couldn't just talk about magnets, he had to pause to make sure to shout out to the ICP
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
he couldn't just talk about magnets, he had to pause to make sure to shout out to the ICP
or... is it the one doing the blessing. I'm sorry! I can't not see bugs!
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
or... is it the one doing the blessing. I'm sorry! I can't not see bugs!
is the millipede at the top blessed by the holy water?
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
is the millipede at the top blessed by the holy water?
Yeah, I really can't imagine that. Cognitive dissonance hit me hard there. I dunno how I could have not seen the ... skin part of the wig? I bet that has a name, but I also don't know it. I think I'm just ai-weary.
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Yeah, I really can't imagine that. Cognitive dissonance hit me hard there. I dunno how I could have not seen the ... skin part of the wig? I bet that has a name, but I also don't know it. I think I'm just ai-weary.
Er, are your pronouns "they/them" now? I just read your captions. Sorry!
November 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Er, are your pronouns "they/them" now? I just read your captions. Sorry!
Absolutely didn't even see the line on your forehead where the wig is meant to be blended into the skin. I was about to be very concerned about you doing some kind of "virtual" wig thing. Like oh gosh, it's hitting him worse than I thought... Happy 44th solar revolution.
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Absolutely didn't even see the line on your forehead where the wig is meant to be blended into the skin. I was about to be very concerned about you doing some kind of "virtual" wig thing. Like oh gosh, it's hitting him worse than I thought... Happy 44th solar revolution.
I haven't made any art lately at all... but I'm decorating the shit out of this Minecraft server. Maybe I still am making art.
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I haven't made any art lately at all... but I'm decorating the shit out of this Minecraft server. Maybe I still am making art.
I joke about it with my Oklahoma friend that it's our extreme weather. I took a photo at an intersection barely able to see the stop lights on the other side once. 😂
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I joke about it with my Oklahoma friend that it's our extreme weather. I took a photo at an intersection barely able to see the stop lights on the other side once. 😂