Keep hyping me up like that and I'll get the worlds biggest ego!

Y'know exactly how I feel about 'dusty old books', too. The library is the most sacred place!

( Not to mention how smart you are - , )

Hah! Luckily for you, you're far from the 'embarrassing' type.

Nah, just wanted to TRY to keep the illusion that our banter was on the same page.

It's -

[ Leaning in. ]

( It was a metaphor, man. )

Wow. So cruel! What would the public think of you! Those poor, poor broken hearts!

They're all probably moldy and freezerburned now! What am I gonna do with 'em ? !

Whaddya think part of my job is, huh?

'Course, pretty sure I helped with a few of those, too. ( 💭 )

But what do / you / know about fashion besides shoes ? ?

Pump the breaks, Romeo, 'fore we start talking about YOUR long, looong lovelife. You haven't left anyone for me to date!

EMBARRASSING EX. NOT EMBARRASSING CRUSH. ( 💧 )

call literally anyone else, PLEASE. there are TONS of guys tripping over themselves for you.

( his outfit is so grody, too. )

please don't i can't stand hearing about his time in the academy again

I wouldn't really compare Honey to an avalanche. She seems more the earthquake type, if I'm being honest.

( We both know you could run away from her, y'know. Me thinks you like the attention. )