Mouse and mousse are not the same things - just saying.

When someone asked if I was cordless, I was highly offended. I think docking of tails is just cruel.

Maybe I am not a connoisser as such, but I do have some preferences. You won't go far wrong if you leave around a bit of brie, or a nice soft goat's cheese.

Look, I know it is a myth that cheese is good for mice, but that doesn't stop me liking it, especially a good Brie with a nice drop of port. Alcohol not billed on Civil Service expenses of course though.

Anyone know if there is anything in the spending review about cheese for government employees like my good self?

Mouse on the move today. The Aldgate East tunnels under GDS are interesting. They wanted to see my Oyster card, but I said I had never been to the seaside so didn't have one.

Somewhat ironically, the sign-up process to Bluesky required me to identify from a series of pictures of cats, which ones were looking straight at me. Welcoming - not.

Back in the digital centre, having successfully gone through the vetting process.