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gcurn.bsky.social
@gcurn.bsky.social
Just landed. Where am I? What year is it? Who's the President?
Why are they interviewing some daffodils?
March 5, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Would've been even better if he'd said it like Jones
January 2, 2024 at 10:26 PM
*pinches bridge of nose*
December 19, 2023 at 7:53 AM
YOU MONSTERS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO K9?!!?
December 18, 2023 at 5:31 PM
🎼 It's beginning to look a lot like isthmus
December 17, 2023 at 3:13 PM
'News just in. A ship carrying red paint collided with another one carrying purple paint. Both crews are thought to be marooned.'
December 14, 2023 at 3:10 PM
'NO YOUR EMAIL DOES NOT FIND ME WELL!'
December 14, 2023 at 10:37 AM
December 14, 2023 at 12:02 AM
Since I rarely get presents at Christmas that aren't Toblerones or booze I thought I'd treat myself with something I'd like...
November 25, 2023 at 5:10 PM
November 25, 2023 at 10:55 AM
'CURSE YOU GOD! WHY HAVE YOU MADE ME THIS WAY?!'
November 7, 2023 at 8:58 AM
November 7, 2023 at 8:56 AM
October 30, 2023 at 11:08 PM
October 30, 2023 at 11:07 PM
October 3, 2023 at 7:08 PM
To celebrate the success of having the UK's biggest selling album of 1992 the 'Stars' of Manchester United get to grips with a delighted Mick Hucknall from Simply Red.
September 26, 2023 at 7:53 AM