“Good evening, welcome to Fascist America, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.”

— Drew Cary

I hear you but those dank memes aren’t going to scroll themselves

It’ll uh, be different this time. Right?

I’m afraid to Google it

Congrats!

There's always one!

I’m just waiting for that inevitable someone to say “we should switch to IRC”

That’s not true. I’ve got family members who stuck to “he’s bluffing” up until the moment that Cheeto signed on the line. We’ll see how it pans out for them.

Chirp.wav

Very cool. I can see how that'd work nicely!