When you order a single card for the hell of it because you were at the game and end up getting a /10 😳 @mariners.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
When you order a single card for the hell of it because you were at the game and end up getting a /10 😳 @mariners.com
Just met @neildegrassetyson.com and @profbriancox.bsky.social on the streets of New York! Thanks for taking the time to chat even though I was insanely starstruck
October 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just met @neildegrassetyson.com and @profbriancox.bsky.social on the streets of New York! Thanks for taking the time to chat even though I was insanely starstruck
October 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Kenny J from the top rope
cmon man, Astros fans can’t read
September 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Kenny J from the top rope
This is what I did at work today.
September 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This is what I did at work today.
Regarding last night:
July 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Regarding last night:
Still an All-Star.
Excited to see him ramp it up in the second half. #NoFlyZone
Excited to see him ramp it up in the second half. #NoFlyZone
July 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Still an All-Star.
Excited to see him ramp it up in the second half. #NoFlyZone
Excited to see him ramp it up in the second half. #NoFlyZone
May 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Cal Raleigh is good at baseball.
April 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Cal Raleigh is good at baseball.
My girlfriend says I watch too many movies and I should read more books.
I said okay.
I said okay.
April 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My girlfriend says I watch too many movies and I should read more books.
I said okay.
I said okay.
Mariners Recap Vibe Check - Game 1
April 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Mariners Recap Vibe Check - Game 1
Me in the stands when Cal gets introduced on Thursday
March 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Me in the stands when Cal gets introduced on Thursday
BIG DUMPER FOREVER
a baseball player wearing a green seahawks jersey
ALT: a baseball player wearing a green seahawks jersey
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
BIG DUMPER FOREVER
Had a handful of these bumper stickers made, can’t wait for the Yanks to come to town. @mariners.com
March 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Had a handful of these bumper stickers made, can’t wait for the Yanks to come to town. @mariners.com
Favorite Edgar commercial. @mariners.com
March 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Favorite Edgar commercial. @mariners.com
Made a hype video for my fantasy baseball league
March 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Made a hype video for my fantasy baseball league
The results of being very bored on your last day of work. @mariners.com
March 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The results of being very bored on your last day of work. @mariners.com