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gcburne.bsky.social
@gcburne.bsky.social
The muscle memory of opening TikTok is painful
January 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Guillotine, anyone??
January 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Some of those that ban apps are the same that say let them eat cake
[kidz bop rage against the machine] some of those that love horses are the same that love foxes
January 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Watching the holdovers. Making Paul Giamatti stank is such a good addition. Gonna watch him turn blue in big fat liar after
January 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Thank god aphantasia indigo sang her name at the beginning of every vid she’s the only fave’s name I know 😭
January 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I didn’t prep for this bc I didn’t think it would really lock us out and now I’m realizing I don’t know my faves names to find them anywhere else ahah fml
January 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
even though x ruined the algorithm and there’s more trash on the feed people are still funny over there UGH I just wanna giggle at the doom scroll
I deleted Twitter insta and fb in protest and now tiktok is gone fr so I’m here but yall ARENT FUNNY
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I deleted Twitter insta and fb in protest and now tiktok is gone fr so I’m here but yall ARENT FUNNY
January 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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we live in a society
December 11, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Decorating for Christmas by putting bows on everything and I can tell you now they’re staying well into 2025
December 12, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Bang reveal/boomer reveal
December 2, 2024 at 12:54 AM
I’ve had bangs for a year and since I’ve been rocking the bang my mother and 2 of my aunts have followed suit. I am a boomer influencer
December 2, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Finally watching My Old Ass and it may be my new all time favorite movie even though IT HURTS
November 24, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare.

Love,

God
November 22, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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i think chappell roan should be an even meaner lesbian in 2025
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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Charli xcx’s BRAT takes over Times Square.
November 19, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Are yall gonna be silly are is this timeline gonna be more doom scroll
November 19, 2024 at 3:43 AM
This feels nostalgic. I hope we’re back
November 19, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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Twitter so cooked
November 15, 2024 at 11:02 PM