Greg
@gbuotte.bsky.social
If God was real she would've killed me by now
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Greg
@gbuotte.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Neither rough nor tumble, but a secret third thing (crying)
It's frankly tragic that "deviled" is an adjective only attached to eggs. Think of the possibilities
November 25, 2024 at 3:31 PM
It's frankly tragic that "deviled" is an adjective only attached to eggs. Think of the possibilities
Pretending I'm a professional athlete doing media during a traffic stop and thinking the cop's taser looks an awful lot like a mic
November 22, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Pretending I'm a professional athlete doing media during a traffic stop and thinking the cop's taser looks an awful lot like a mic
Leaving a horse head on Video's doorstep so they know The Radio Star's still got shooters out there
November 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Leaving a horse head on Video's doorstep so they know The Radio Star's still got shooters out there
*me, unsure what the difference between a racer and a racist is, staring at a burning cross*
"I don't think Dale would've wanted this"
"I don't think Dale would've wanted this"
November 18, 2024 at 4:52 PM
*me, unsure what the difference between a racer and a racist is, staring at a burning cross*
"I don't think Dale would've wanted this"
"I don't think Dale would've wanted this"
*Grima Wormtongue whispering in my ear*
"They are trying to steal your birthright from you my lord"
*Me, nodding*
"You'll get no hit if you brought none"
"They are trying to steal your birthright from you my lord"
*Me, nodding*
"You'll get no hit if you brought none"
November 15, 2024 at 10:36 PM
*Grima Wormtongue whispering in my ear*
"They are trying to steal your birthright from you my lord"
*Me, nodding*
"You'll get no hit if you brought none"
"They are trying to steal your birthright from you my lord"
*Me, nodding*
"You'll get no hit if you brought none"
Pomegranates fr be playing hard to get and it works on me every time
November 15, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Pomegranates fr be playing hard to get and it works on me every time
I think urinal etiquette should also extend to parking spots
November 14, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I think urinal etiquette should also extend to parking spots
I think when I learned that flour is actually what makes raw cookie dough dangerous is when I lost all of my remaining childhood innocence
November 14, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I think when I learned that flour is actually what makes raw cookie dough dangerous is when I lost all of my remaining childhood innocence
*takes a drag and holds it out to the guy next to me at the bus stop*
"Want a hit?"
"Is that an EpiPen?"
"Want a hit?"
"Is that an EpiPen?"
November 14, 2024 at 7:07 PM
*takes a drag and holds it out to the guy next to me at the bus stop*
"Want a hit?"
"Is that an EpiPen?"
"Want a hit?"
"Is that an EpiPen?"
They should make a dark and twisted version of Pokemon called Poopymon that would be cool I think
November 14, 2024 at 7:04 PM
They should make a dark and twisted version of Pokemon called Poopymon that would be cool I think
Tarot spreads? No thanks, I have the Old Farmer's Almanac
November 14, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Tarot spreads? No thanks, I have the Old Farmer's Almanac
Neither rough nor tumble, but a secret third thing (crying)
November 14, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Neither rough nor tumble, but a secret third thing (crying)