I know… when I got chromed out, I was hoping for something cooler than a battery that shocks my heart.

Ross! Tesla owners don’t deserve free beer!

Soooo not proud of this, but…

MySpace

I didn’t even *like* the site, but for some reason, bam, default.

My HS, Jr High, and Elementary all had mascots based on the assumption that all fighters/warriors of antiquity were the same and wore stereotypical crested helmets. Our “Spartan” mascot looked like a Roman praetorian.

Someone who says that has never been asked “why is purple?”

Lived there for 6 months, and it’s like a different world. Met a guy in Penguin who wanted to show me his time machine; it was copper wire wrapped around two toilet roll inserts.

And by awesome, I of course mean moist vestibularness

I mean, Spree is dude from Tripping Daisy (actually several of them) + plus st Vincent + a shitload of other talented texans, so of course it has awesome at the core

It’s almost like we have some sort of disorder with… idk… functioning

And so this is how I remember I haven’t eaten yet today.