Gbaji the Hunted One 🦃
@gbaji.bsky.social
Before the law. He/him. King County, WA, 🇺🇸 Sarcasm junkie trying to kick the habit.
Do not, my friends, become addicted to dopamine. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.
I know you've muted me.
Do not, my friends, become addicted to dopamine. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.
I know you've muted me.
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
Your gym teacher and your English teacher are getting married.
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Your gym teacher and your English teacher are getting married.
This is apparently ancient in Internet time, but I only saw it yesterday, and this is as good as any place to post it.
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This is apparently ancient in Internet time, but I only saw it yesterday, and this is as good as any place to post it.
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Can it really be true that these are the only movie theaters in the #Seattle area that are currently exhibiting #Frankenstein?
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Can it really be true that these are the only movie theaters in the #Seattle area that are currently exhibiting #Frankenstein?
Sometimes "And you're surprised?" is in fact the salient question.
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Sometimes "And you're surprised?" is in fact the salient question.
If you see this, post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
If you see this, post a bird
What a bunch of doomers!
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
What a bunch of doomers!
The American people can and should do this as well. 100k+ of us, shutting down DC until this entire illegitimate regime has left office.
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The American people can and should do this as well. 100k+ of us, shutting down DC until this entire illegitimate regime has left office.
There is no reason why we should wait that long.
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
There is no reason why we should wait that long.
Curiously, I never fantasize about causing physical pain or torture to Republicans/conservatives. I just want them immediately and efficiently removed from the planet.
It's the gormless appeasing Democrats/liberals who I want to personally impale upon pikes.
It's the gormless appeasing Democrats/liberals who I want to personally impale upon pikes.
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Curiously, I never fantasize about causing physical pain or torture to Republicans/conservatives. I just want them immediately and efficiently removed from the planet.
It's the gormless appeasing Democrats/liberals who I want to personally impale upon pikes.
It's the gormless appeasing Democrats/liberals who I want to personally impale upon pikes.
The average American has three friends.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The average American has three friends.
