“i’m not a bad bitch and this isn’t savage” when i tell you i genuinely thought that clip was some satirical ai voice until i actually listened to the song

chat i dont think shes read hamlet

i hate when i’m reading a fic that advertises angst or chaos or something and then doesn’t deliver. how you gonna post about your angsty fic and then the angst is barely two chapters? once read a fic tagged “crack” and there was no crack in sight it was borderline serious