The embarrassment I would feel if I ever typed the words "my AI assistant says"... I can't even fathom.

This is true tbh

okay so their kid was not gay, their kid worked at a non-profit

I'm glad the tides are turning

How dare you

😭

:(

Personally, I think you and Aidan should type out a chat conversation as if youre on air and then have two children do a table read.

This is wild

lmfao okay okay apparently she thought i was a parent to a child already in the room so i couldn't have been the single adult

BUT idk in what world anyone would think the guy in a neopets tshirt and zoombinis hoodie is a parent to anyone

IN WHAT WORLD

I WILL TRY REALLY HARD NOT TO BE BUSY

So maybe its "you look like a thin f****t (complimentary)"

ngl, this might also be a "you are thin" bc thin people can wear stuff that makes me look like a slob and be called high fashion

Hell ya, I Lost My Baby is a fuckin banger

This is devastating but unsurprising.