Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴☠️
@gaythanksbye.bsky.social
like a rat of sunshine 🏳️🌈
lesbian-shaped, demi-ace
she/her/total himbo
I AM THE ANGELIC DAMNATION FLAME AND SHOP STEWARD
your queer auntie
I love unions and One Piece
I do not repost without alt text
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lesbian-shaped, demi-ace
she/her/total himbo
I AM THE ANGELIC DAMNATION FLAME AND SHOP STEWARD
your queer auntie
I love unions and One Piece
I do not repost without alt text
https://boxd.it/i5YI1
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hey you remember how Chester cheetah used to shake his head really fast and go aieeaiieeeaieee
if he ever does that again. shoot him
if he ever does that again. shoot him
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now he's
thinkin bout me
every night, oh?
is it that sweet? I guess so
thinkin bout me
every night, oh?
is it that sweet? I guess so
February 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
now he's
thinkin bout me
every night, oh?
is it that sweet? I guess so
thinkin bout me
every night, oh?
is it that sweet? I guess so
I like to flop and roll around like a kitty on my giant bed and stretch and think about stuff and people I really like and then doze off like an idiot
February 8, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I like to flop and roll around like a kitty on my giant bed and stretch and think about stuff and people I really like and then doze off like an idiot
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
Bubblegum Bitch
YouTube video by MARINA - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
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man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
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hatred of unhoused people is genuinely a pipeline to fascism. if the wealthy can get you to dehumanize your own neighbors, then they can get you to do it to anyone.
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
hatred of unhoused people is genuinely a pipeline to fascism. if the wealthy can get you to dehumanize your own neighbors, then they can get you to do it to anyone.
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My favorite part of Forrest Gump is where he invents the butt plug
February 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
My favorite part of Forrest Gump is where he invents the butt plug
I didn't grow up because I'm a toys r us kid
February 8, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I didn't grow up because I'm a toys r us kid
her voice is so beautiful 💕
it just makes my heart soar
I'm sorry you're sad Chappell but "she's got a way/she got away" fills me with high flying exhilaration
it just makes my heart soar
I'm sorry you're sad Chappell but "she's got a way/she got away" fills me with high flying exhilaration
The Subway
YouTube video by Chappell Roan - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
her voice is so beautiful 💕
it just makes my heart soar
I'm sorry you're sad Chappell but "she's got a way/she got away" fills me with high flying exhilaration
it just makes my heart soar
I'm sorry you're sad Chappell but "she's got a way/she got away" fills me with high flying exhilaration
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it’s genuinely offensive & pretty ableist imo to lump Jeffery Epstein in with dyslexic people. I’m not trying to drag Liz here (we’re moots), this is just a bad take.
yeah, i have both dysgraphia & dyscalculia!
here is a helpful infographic for anyone unfamiliar with these learning disabilities:
here is a helpful infographic for anyone unfamiliar with these learning disabilities:
February 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
it’s genuinely offensive & pretty ableist imo to lump Jeffery Epstein in with dyslexic people. I’m not trying to drag Liz here (we’re moots), this is just a bad take.
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Jeez, Hilary Knight is unstoppable.
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Jeez, Hilary Knight is unstoppable.
respectfully
Damn Baby
YouTube video by Alpine - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
respectfully
LOLOL wtfff
so I get home and I flip on my TV while I'm getting cleaned up
and I see this new tab that says "FREE CAT SCREENSAVER" well holy shit nephew I'm in
so I click on it
and it has literally just been this screen for like 10 minutes and I keep laughing harder and harder every time I see it
so I get home and I flip on my TV while I'm getting cleaned up
and I see this new tab that says "FREE CAT SCREENSAVER" well holy shit nephew I'm in
so I click on it
and it has literally just been this screen for like 10 minutes and I keep laughing harder and harder every time I see it
February 8, 2026 at 1:54 AM
LOLOL wtfff
so I get home and I flip on my TV while I'm getting cleaned up
and I see this new tab that says "FREE CAT SCREENSAVER" well holy shit nephew I'm in
so I click on it
and it has literally just been this screen for like 10 minutes and I keep laughing harder and harder every time I see it
so I get home and I flip on my TV while I'm getting cleaned up
and I see this new tab that says "FREE CAT SCREENSAVER" well holy shit nephew I'm in
so I click on it
and it has literally just been this screen for like 10 minutes and I keep laughing harder and harder every time I see it
*laughs maniacally* let's GO
Hold On Tight
YouTube video by Electric Light Orchestra - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
*laughs maniacally* let's GO
can I have your pickle
February 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
can I have your pickle
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when I feel this way I wish I could wrap all of you here up in my arms and fly you all up above the clouds where the sun shines to the space my heart inhabits and everyone would know what I know
February 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
when I feel this way I wish I could wrap all of you here up in my arms and fly you all up above the clouds where the sun shines to the space my heart inhabits and everyone would know what I know
do you know what happens when you combine Velveeta with Rotel
That's right. A party
That's right. A party
February 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
do you know what happens when you combine Velveeta with Rotel
That's right. A party
That's right. A party
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that's right, Bean
February 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
that's right, Bean
STILL THE SIRENS
SING A WHALE SONG
COVERED UP BY
MACHINERY HUM
SING A WHALE SONG
COVERED UP BY
MACHINERY HUM
Watching The Girl
YouTube video by The Gandharvas - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
STILL THE SIRENS
SING A WHALE SONG
COVERED UP BY
MACHINERY HUM
SING A WHALE SONG
COVERED UP BY
MACHINERY HUM
let's thrum together
February 7, 2026 at 10:09 PM
let's thrum together
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her: “draw me like one of your french girls”
me: “im a better drawer than they are, are you sure?”
me: “im a better drawer than they are, are you sure?”
February 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
her: “draw me like one of your french girls”
me: “im a better drawer than they are, are you sure?”
me: “im a better drawer than they are, are you sure?”
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I'm dancing the night away like the lyrics to the dua lipa song in barbie
February 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I'm dancing the night away like the lyrics to the dua lipa song in barbie
you can hold rage and joy and sorrow and euphoria and anxiety and confusion and love and clarity all in the same heart, the beauty of multitudes
punch the bad guys, love your heart out, dance the night away
punch the bad guys, love your heart out, dance the night away
February 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
you can hold rage and joy and sorrow and euphoria and anxiety and confusion and love and clarity all in the same heart, the beauty of multitudes
punch the bad guys, love your heart out, dance the night away
punch the bad guys, love your heart out, dance the night away
I don't trust anyone to make me a sandwich if they're not using the mayonnaise and mustard to draw hearts on the bread like. do you even know how to cook
February 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I don't trust anyone to make me a sandwich if they're not using the mayonnaise and mustard to draw hearts on the bread like. do you even know how to cook
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I've had a few benzos and I'm ready to just come out and say it: "Original Sin" is the absolute worst religious concept that humanity ever invented
And that's a competitive category
And that's a competitive category
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I've had a few benzos and I'm ready to just come out and say it: "Original Sin" is the absolute worst religious concept that humanity ever invented
And that's a competitive category
And that's a competitive category