I feel like this is very specific and accurate targeted advertising.

I'm trying to find all the people in the overlapping area of the venn diagram of "dahlia people" and "weird little neurodivergent queers" and befriend them but as it turns out that's not a very large amount of people and it's not going well.

My brother works at that ford plant, and is very mild mannered but also has mental health issues that make him prone to outbursts and for a moment there I really thought it was probably him. I’d like to think he would have had he been present.

I went shopping for the perfect shovel if you’re curious, and found some lovely new doormats on clearance. Someone bailed so it was just a three-way but everyone had a safe fun time I hear.

Trying to remember the names of anyone I used to follow back in the twitter days. So if you're concerned about the fact that a new account with 0 follows followed you, don't be. You probably just have a particularly memorable name.

The beau accidentally scheduled an orgy on my day off. Should I stay and watch, or use this as an excuse to go greenhouse hopping and look for plants? They offered to cancel the but I'd hate to ruin a good time.