Gay Loser
@gayjulia.bsky.social
This account is write only. i open up the app when i have something silly to inflict upon the world and i do not use it for other purposes
No one cared who I was until I put on the shoe polish
April 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
No one cared who I was until I put on the shoe polish
How about instead of a magic 8 ball it’s a masterb8 ball and you can stick your dick inside it and when you shake it there’s a 50-50 chance it either sucks your dick or bites it off
April 8, 2025 at 8:34 AM
How about instead of a magic 8 ball it’s a masterb8 ball and you can stick your dick inside it and when you shake it there’s a 50-50 chance it either sucks your dick or bites it off
“Gentlemen. The time has come. We are now in our most feminine hour…”
March 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“Gentlemen. The time has come. We are now in our most feminine hour…”
How about instead of the stay-puff marshmallow guy it’s the takes-it-rough marshmallow guy and he loves when you fuck new holes into him
March 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
How about instead of the stay-puff marshmallow guy it’s the takes-it-rough marshmallow guy and he loves when you fuck new holes into him
Posting a selfie online and saluting all the thirst responders that show up
March 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Posting a selfie online and saluting all the thirst responders that show up
We call trans women dolls so what if we started calling trans guys action figures
February 22, 2025 at 9:15 AM
We call trans women dolls so what if we started calling trans guys action figures
Thinking of a sexy ai tutor startup and the tagline is “a T.A. with T ‘n’ A”
February 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Thinking of a sexy ai tutor startup and the tagline is “a T.A. with T ‘n’ A”
Hate when i’m on my period 😔
February 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hate when i’m on my period 😔
Looking up increasingly rare and more debiliting congenital birth defects only cis women can get, whispering to myself “fuck… what the fuck… that should have been me…”
February 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Looking up increasingly rare and more debiliting congenital birth defects only cis women can get, whispering to myself “fuck… what the fuck… that should have been me…”
Trying to impress my date by taking her to a japanese restaurant and ordering in chinese, then getting mad at them and saying it’s not authentic when they don’t understand
February 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Trying to impress my date by taking her to a japanese restaurant and ordering in chinese, then getting mad at them and saying it’s not authentic when they don’t understand
Trying to do karaoke with spanish rock songs but it's hard because i don't speak spanish
February 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Trying to do karaoke with spanish rock songs but it's hard because i don't speak spanish
Going to the vape shop and getting mad because they don’t have pussy flavored vape juice
February 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Going to the vape shop and getting mad because they don’t have pussy flavored vape juice
“How can you look your sexiest if you’re not wearing size XS”
February 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
“How can you look your sexiest if you’re not wearing size XS”
Fantasizing about a future where there are only two blood types: hiv + and hiv -
January 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Fantasizing about a future where there are only two blood types: hiv + and hiv -
Gonna start just buying fentanyl and hoping it’s cut with fentanyl
January 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Gonna start just buying fentanyl and hoping it’s cut with fentanyl
They really named their city Bangkok huh
January 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
They really named their city Bangkok huh
How about it’s the me too horny movement and it’s where you edge for as long as you can by vagueposting about problematic faves and then finally release it all in one orgasmic set of allegations
January 24, 2025 at 6:48 AM
How about it’s the me too horny movement and it’s where you edge for as long as you can by vagueposting about problematic faves and then finally release it all in one orgasmic set of allegations
How about it’s Timothée Salamé and he a little greasy and slippery and shiny
January 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
How about it’s Timothée Salamé and he a little greasy and slippery and shiny
She’s like warm goop and you want to fill a bathtub with her and lie inside it but then also she’s strong when you poke her
January 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
She’s like warm goop and you want to fill a bathtub with her and lie inside it but then also she’s strong when you poke her
They’re throwing a rave or something above where we’re having choir practice. Cool off dolls, let us sing 😿
January 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
They’re throwing a rave or something above where we’re having choir practice. Cool off dolls, let us sing 😿
My kink is working a 9-5 and paying my taxes and i won’t be shamed for it!
January 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My kink is working a 9-5 and paying my taxes and i won’t be shamed for it!
How about instead of Warhammer it’s Whorehammer and it’s when you have sex with a woman, or as I like to call them…
January 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
How about instead of Warhammer it’s Whorehammer and it’s when you have sex with a woman, or as I like to call them…
I like how every open source project today has two versions and one is the transphobic one and the other is the fork
January 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I like how every open source project today has two versions and one is the transphobic one and the other is the fork
My girlfriend told me a squirrel just saw her naked i’m so fucking jealous of that bitchass squirrel
January 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My girlfriend told me a squirrel just saw her naked i’m so fucking jealous of that bitchass squirrel
Imagining a conservative guy who's really into "The War on Sex" looking at an ad showing a couple holding hands and he's saying "They should be fucking, GODAMMIT!"
January 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Imagining a conservative guy who's really into "The War on Sex" looking at an ad showing a couple holding hands and he's saying "They should be fucking, GODAMMIT!"